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Sunday, September 18, 2011

School sms: teacher to student-drawing book pe...

School sms: teacher to student-drawing book pe train banao mai 5 min
me aa rhi hu. 10 min baad teacher-train dikhao. Student-aap late ho
gyi, train pehle chali gyi

Reply sms: Select one dish

Reply sms: Select one dish.

I will tell you the relation between YOU and ME:

Rajma
Puri
Pizza
Gobi
Tikki
Rice
Saag
Daal
Maggi
Reply must :-

Santa banta funny sms: Santa teacher ban gaya . Usne exam ke liye Que. Paper banaya..

Santa banta funny sms: Santa teacher ban gaya . Usne exam ke liye
Que. Paper banaya.. Paper dekhte hi sare bachche behosh ho gaye ..Que.
the --

1. China kis Desh me h ?

2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati h ?

3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota h ?

4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte h ?

5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kon Dafan h ?

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Funny Joke - Cats don't go to heaven

Cats don't go to heaven

The little girl returned from church deeply musing on the sermon, in which the preacher had declared that animals, lacking souls, could not go to heaven. As the result of her meditation, she presented a problem to the family at the dinner table, when she asked earnestly:
"If cats don't go to heaven, where do the angels get the strings for their harps?"