Pati-Na Kajre Ki Dhar

Pati-Na Kajre Ki Dhar
Na Motiyo Ke Haar
Na Koi Kiya Singar
Fir Bhi Kitni Sundar Ho..

Patni-Kamine Saaf Bol Na
Beauty parlour
Ke Liye Paise Nahi Dunga..:p:D

Reply sms: Wo kaun si cheez hai,Jo bnane wala bech deta hai,

Wo kaun si cheez h,
Jo bnane wala bech deta h,
Kharidne wala istemal nhi krta,
Aur jo istemal krta h usko pta nhi hota...Its CHALLENGE 4 U.I am wating your ans.

Funny pj: A conductor kissed a lady in his bus. Police tuk d cnductr 2 jail &

A conductor kissed a lady in his bus. Police tuk d cnductr 2 jail & gav him electric shock bt it hd no efect

Y?
coz he ws a "BAD CONDUCTOR"
:p :p

Girl - excuse me brother,dats my seat.

Girl - xcuse me brother,dats my seat.
Boy - i m nt ur brother,my father nvr fuckedd ur mom
Girl - true,bt my father did.
Moral - nvr show ovrsmartne$$

Adidas joke: Itihaas k teacher ne puchha-

Itihaas k teacher ne puchha- kalidaas ka ek bhai joote banata tha, uska naam kya tha?

SARDAR ne socha bahut socha phir jawab diya -
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ADIDAAS

Arz hai .Koi Ladki Hme Thukra De To Gum

Arz h.
Koi Ladki Hme Thukra De To Gum Nhi
wah-wah
Koi Ladki Hme Thukra De To Gm Nhi.
Are Dub mare wo chullu bhr pani me..
Jiski Kismt Me Hum Nhi.

Height Of Kamina Pan:.

Height Of Kamina Pan:
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A boy Is Listening
Extremely Sad Song..
n then says...
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Kaun Si Waali Ko Yaad
Karoon Yar..!!;):D
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45Kg ki Ladki ko uthane me Ladko ko koi pareshani nahi hoti

45Kg ki Ladki ko uthane me Ladko ko koi pareshani nhi hoti
bt
18Kg k gas cylinder ko uthane me Ladko ke pasine chhoot jate hai
kyu.?
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kaminapan hai aur kya..
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Sardar funny sms: Sardar nayi car laya,

Sardar nayi car laya,
Dost bola-yaar is par kuch aisa likhwa,
K pata chale sardar ki car hai,
Sardar ne chaaro or likhwa diya darwaza bahar ki taraf khulta h..!
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Life in delhi4 student bike pe ja rhe the

Life in delhi
4 student bike pe ja rhe the
Policewala-triple seat tk mana h,or tum 4log bethe ho.
Stdnt preshan hokr peeche dekhte hue-knjro 5wa kaha gir gaya:D
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Flirty sms: Mujse kaha khuda ne, "Mat kar intzar is janam me uska milna

Mujse kaha khuda ne, "Mat kar intzar is janam me uska milna mushkil hai..!"
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Maine b keh diya, "Lene de maza intzar ka agle janam me to mumkin hai. . !"
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Fir usne kaha, "Mat kar itna pyar bahot pachhtayega. . !"
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Muskura k maine kaha, "Dekhte hai tu kitna meri ruh ko tadpayega. .?"
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Fir usne kaha, "Hata use aur chal sath mere tuje jannat k Hoor se milata hu.."
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Maine kaha aa niche dekh meri "JAANU" ka muskurata chehra tuje jannat ko bhulata hu..
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Tilmilakar kaha usne-
"Mat bhul apni aukat, Tu hai to ek "Insan"...
Maine kaha ''Tu mila de muje mere pyar se, Aur sabit kr k tu hi hai "Bhagwan". . !''
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