Friday, February 24, 2012

"I have walked many miles in my life

"I have walked many miles in my life..
I really dn't care how many miles are left for me.
But Iam happy that I met u before my journey ends...
Gudevening:D

Wo kaun he jo laakhon croro ki baate karte he

"Wo kaun he jo laakhon croro ki
baate karte he,

par unke pass 1 phuti kaudi bhi

nahi he" ??

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Accounts Ke Student

2Mchr Bate Kr Rhe The.

2Mchr Bate Kr Rhe The.

1st Bola-Mai Dctr Bnuga.

2ndBola-Main Engineer Bnuga.

Itne Me Aurt Ne MoRTIN Jla Di.
Mchr Bo le - Sali Ne Career barbad kr diya.

Punjabi is a mathematical language

Punjabi is a mathematical language.

Dil v 13
80 v tere.

Hor 10
ki haal A 13?

11 nu ainj nae 27 da.

Ok G
ijazat 2

32 bujhao
te
100 jao.

Sardar ko rat me cigarete peene ka

Sardar ko rat me cigarete peene ka
man kiya.
Sab taraf
Match box dhoonda, par kahi nahi mila..
Aakhir me B-)niraash hoke CANDLE bujha ke so gaya...

Vidai Ke Samay DULHE Ka Mob Baja

Vidai Ke Samay DULHE Ka Mob Baja,

DULHAN Ne Thapad Maar Diya..

Ringtone Thi-
Dil Me Chupake Pyar Ka Armaan Le Chale,
Hum Aaj Apni MAUT Ka SAMAN Le Chale:)

Man in God's Shop : What Do U Sell

Man in God's Shop : What Do U Sell ?
God : Whatever Your Heart Desires..
Man : I Want Success & Hapiness..
GOD Smiled & Said : I Sell Only Seeds Not Fruits.;)

Rowdies 9 - Sab Q-tiyapa hai !




Funny but true.. read....laugh

Funny but true.. read....laugh

Read it.. You Will Say me "Thanks" For Sharing This Story :-)

A little Indian Boy wanted Rs50, so he prayed 4 weeks, but nothing happened.
Finally he decided 2 write a letter 2 God requesting Rs50.

When post office staff received a letter addressed 2 God, they forwarded it 2 the President.

... ... President was so amused, she instructed her secretary 2 send the little boy Rs 20.
As she thought Rs50 would be a lot of
money for him.

The little boy was delighted with Rs20 & decided 2 write a thank u note 2 God.


'Dear God, Thank u very much 4 sending d money. However,
I noticed dat u ev sent it through 'Rashtrapati Bhavan' (Through Government Building) & those corrupt donkeys ate my 30 rupees! :D'

Hope U Will Share It Too And thus Give Your Friends Some Good Laugh :p

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Without your love my days are

Without your love my days are: sadday, moanday, tearsday, wasteday, thirstday, frightday, shatterday.

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

What is The Minimum Area With Maximum decoration

What is The Minimum Area With
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GIRLz FACE...:D;)

अंडे का चिल्ला (Fluffy egg omelette chilla )

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