Santa subah uthkar walk

Santa subah uthkar walk pe gaya,Thandi lagi to wapas akar, chupke se,Biwi se chipak gaya aur bola:-Bahut thand hai.
Biwi:-Fir bhi wo santa walk pe gaya hai.

Aaj Ka Vichaar

Aaj Ka Vichaar:

HAR LADKI SUNDER HOTI HAI.







BUS DEKHNE WALE KI NAZAR GANDI HONI CHAHIYE..

Aurton se bari bus ka accident ho gya

Aurton se bari bus ka accident ho gya, sab mar gayi. Sbke pati 1 hafte tk rote rhe. Santa 2 hafte tak rota raha... Kyoki uski biwi se bus miss ho gae thi

Teacher: Who was AKBAR

Teacher: Who was AKBAR?
Boy: Akbar was a Gay !
Tchr (shockd): Y?
Boy: v hav heard
Laila-Majnu
Heer-Ranjha
Adam-Eve
Romeo-Juliet
&
only

Akbar-Birbal..:);)

1admi medical shop pr-Zeher do

1 Admi medical shop pr-Zeher do,
Dukandar-bina Prchi ke nahi mil sakta,
Aadmi ne Shadi ka Card dikhaya,
Dukandar-bas Pgle,rulayega kya Badi bottle du ya choti..

Dr: Tell ur husband that You r pregnant

Dr: Tell ur husband that You r pregnant.
Girl: I'm unmarried!
Dr: Then Your Boyfriend.
Girl: I dont have any!
Dr: Then tell Your mom, JESUS is coming again.
;)

Teacher-Hw many planets r there

Teacher-Hw many planets r there?
Santa- Mercury, Venus, Jupiter, vagairah.
Teacher- Aur batao?
Santa- Aur bas sab badhiya! Mata rani ki kripa h. Ap sunao..;-)

At Nirmal Darbar

At Nirmal Darbar-

Facebook user Boy--> Baba mere FACEBOOK PAGE par LIKE aur COMMENT nahi aate...

Nirmal Baba--> FB last time kab khola tha?

Boy: Baba kal khola tha..

Nirmal Baba--> 1 din mai kitni baar FACEBOOK kholte hoo???

Boy: 2-3 baar..

Nirmal Baba--> Browser kaun sa USE karte hoo?

Boy: Baba "OPERA"...

Nirmal baba--> Bas yahi se kirpa ruki hai...
Jao aur PASSWORD badl kar account ko "GOOGLE CHROME" se kholo sab theek hoo jayega...
Agar Aur Koi Samassyaa hai toh Account Mein Rs5,000 dashband Jamaa Karvaado.... Likes aur comment Aaani Shuru Ho jaayega...=D

Boss 2 Secretary: for a week we'll go abroad.

Boss 2 Secretary:
for a week we'll go abroad.

She calls her husband:

for a week I & boss are going abroad.

Husband calls grlfrnd:

Wife going, Let's enjoy.

Grlfrnd calls her student:

for a week you are free.

Little boy calls his grand pa:

I'm free.

Grandpa (Boss) calls Secretary:

Tour cancelled. I'm with my grandson this week.

Secretary calls her husband:

Tour cancelled.

Husband calls Grlfrnd:

Wife is not going.

Grlfrnd calls boy:

This week your class as usual.

Boy calls grandpa:

Sorry I have to attend my class.

Grandpa calls Secretary: We are going :d

4 Steps to LIVE life -1st

4 Steps to LIVE life
-1st
Look Back & Thank GOD,
-2nd
Look Forward &Trust GOD,
-3rd
Look Around & Believe GOD,
-4th
Look Within U &Find GOD.
Gud aftrnoon:D

Sardar: Dr. mujhe badi ghabrahat aur bechaini hoti hai

Sardar: Dr. mujhe badi ghabrahat aur bechaini hoti hai..?
Dr.: Aisa kab hota hai..?
Sardar: Jab meri biwi bolti hai ki sab SARDAR ek jaise dikhte hain...