GF BF SMS Girl Apne Boyfrnd Se-Mai Maa Banne Wali hu

Girl Apne
Boyfrnd Se-Mai Maa Banne Wali hu
BOY:Naheeeee
.
GIRL:Abe Sun to le
Sale Tere Baap Ne Mujhe Propose kia hai,
.
Mai teri Maa Banne Wali hu..

GF BF SMS Punjabi Boy to his girlfriend

Punjabi Boy to his girlfriend-
soniye tension na lai tu paper di,
tenu pass zarur asi karawange,
bharosa rakh tu mitran te
tenu 1-1 parchi farawange.
girlfriend-
barosa kita c main pehla v tere te,
tu insult c meri kara diti,
kanjra paper c mera history da
tu punjabi di parchi fra diti.?

Some changes in newtons theory

Some changes in newtons theory..

Socho Physics kitni easy hoti agar..... .

agar..... .

agar..... .

agar..... . . . . . . .

Apple ki jagah Bomb gira hota...

Sala Newton wahi KHALLAS..

Vicky donor sms Teacher : "Why sperm donation is

Teacher : "Why sperm donation is more expensive than blood donation ..?"
.
.
.
Vicky donor"Very simple madam,
"HAND" made things are always costly..."=))

Quote on life You may not be

You may not be
Perfect in many things
But..
Many things cannot be
Perfect without YOU.
Stay special in your own Little
Ways.
Good Morning:D

Husband wife sms An unmarried man writes on his

An unmarried man writes on his facebook wall -

"Wife chahiye"
.
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2 girls liked It
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& 140 Men Commented

" Hamaari Le Ja".

Santa banta sms SANTA buys tempo & PAiNTs his

SANTA buys tempo & PAiNTs his WiFE NAME at the BACK.
WiFE READs it, SLAPs him & DiVORCEs him bcoz it's WRiTTEN :-

JASWINDER KAUR
FOR HIRE..
FULLDay RS.1000

Santa banta sms Petrol prices hiked by Rs. 7.50 per

Petrol prices hiked by Rs. 7.50 per litre. Aur karo Santa Banta ke jokes. Dekha sardar ka revenge

Husband wife sms Ek super kaala husband apni

Ek super kaala husband apni biwi se bola-'Main jaisa bhi hu,mujhe bacha acha chahiye'
Biwi boli-'Dekhoji choice is yours..Achcha chahiye ya apna chahiye..;)

Country once again does not get lokpal

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GF BF SMS Height of irritatng sum1

Height of irritatng sum1:-
Boy- pen hai?
Girl- nahi.

Thodi der baad.
Boy- pen hai?
Girl- nahi bola na.

Boy- pen hai pen?
Girl- nahi hai, aur abki bar p
ucha to to hathode se sar phod dungi tera.

Kuch der baad
Boy- hathoda hai?
Girl-nahi.
Boy- to phir pen hai pen?? :):)