Reply sms Sorry ! "Kush din se sms nahi kar paya"

Sorry !

"Kush din se sms nahi kar paya"

"Jail me tha"

"Ek Murder case me

"actualy bike par se.

"Ek ladki ko smile de di thi
"Pagli khusi Se mar gayi.

Santa banta sms Kidnaper:Teri biwi mere kabze

Santa banta sms
Kidnaper:Teri biwi mere kabze me hai,

Saboot ke taur par uski do ungliya bhijwa raha hoon.

Santa: saboot pakka nhi hai,

Mundi bhej mundi.. :) :D

Humor on politics Rajiv Gandhi Swarg me achanak

Humor on politics
Rajiv Gandhi Swarg me achanak Hasne lage..
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Indira Gandhi ne poocha kya Hua...?
.
Rajiv bole, "Sonia se Shaadi maine ki, bhugat Manmohan Singh raha hai..."

Sms on friendship

Sms on friendship
Dear friends!

Miss You a lot...


Tum dosto ke bagair Life aisi hai.
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Jaise...
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Dirty picture
Radio Par
CHAL rahi ho....;)

Mareez: Mujhe Ajeeb si Bimari Ho Gai H

Mareez: Mujhe Ajeeb si Bimari Ho Gai H
jab Meri biwi Bolti He To Mujhe Kuch Sunai Nahi Deta.
!
Hakim:
Mashaalla.. Ye Bimari Nahi,
Tum par Allah Ki Rehmat Hai.

santa banta sms Kidnaper:Teri biwi mere kabze me hai,

santa banta sms Kidnaper:Teri biwi mere kabze me hai,

Saboot ke taur par uski do ungliya bhijwa raha hoon.

Santa: saboot pakka nhi hai,

Mundi bhej mundi.. :) :D

Funny sms: Cheeta Bidi Pine Wala Tha Ke Chuha Aya Aur Bola-

Funny sms: Cheeta Bidi Pine Wala Tha Ke Chuha Aya Aur Bola-

Bhai, Chhod Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath, Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai

Cheeta Chuhe Ke Sath Chal Dia

Aage Hathi Drugs Le Raha Tha

Chuhe Ne Usey B Kaha

Hathi B Sath Chala

Aage Sher Whisky Pine Wala Tha

Chuhe Ne Usey B Kaha

Sher Ne Glass Rkha

Aur Chuhe Ko 2 Jhapad Mara

Hathi- Q Mar Rhe Ho Bechare Ko

Sher- ye Kamina roz desi peekar sabko Jungle Me Aise Hi Ghumata hai. :

Santa banta sms Doctor-tabiyat kaisi hai Santa-pehle se zyada khrab hai Dct-dawai khali thi Santa: khali nai shishi bhari thi Doc-i mean dawai le li thi Santa-ji aapne di maine le li Doc-bewkoof dawai pee li thi Santa: nai dawai to laal thi Doc-haramjade dawai ko pee lia tha Santa-naì saab peelia to mujhe tha!!

Santa banta sms
Doctor-tabiyat kaisi hai
Santa-pehle se zyada khrab hai
Dct-dawai khali thi
Santa: khali nai shishi bhari thi
Doc-i mean dawai le li thi
Santa-ji aapne di maine le li
Doc-bewkoof dawai pee li thi
Santa: nai dawai to laal thi
Doc-haramjade dawai ko pee lia tha
Santa-naì saab peelia to mujhe tha!!

Funny sms: Worlds shortest jokes:

Funny sms: Worlds shortest jokes:
1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.
2) 2 cracks r playing chess.
3) GirlFriend pays the bill...

Husband wife sms: A SMS sent by a Husband to his wife

Husband wife sms: A SMS sent by a Husband to his wife: Honey, I am just having my last beer, & I will be home in 30 minutes. If I am not, please read this SMS again!'

Pappu n papa: 1 admi bada sa box leke bus me ghusa or zor se chillaya

1 admi bada sa box leke bus me ghusa or zor se chillaya -
KHABARDAR
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