Funny Sms on power outage: Wife to doctor:- docter saab docter saa

Funny Sms on power outage: Wife to doctor:- docter saab docter saab, jaldi chaliye mere pati ko current log gaya hai...
Docter to wife:- pehely to rab ka sukar karo madam...









Aapke ghar main bijli hai :)

Sardar sms : Is saal 12-12-12 tarikh aayegi or 12 baj ke 12 min 12 sec

Sardar sms : Is saal 12-12-12 tarikh aayegi or 12 baj ke 12 min 12 sec pe jab,
12-12-12-12-12-12 hoga to..
By God..
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"Sardar to Kohram hi Macha Denge!" :D

Husband wife sms: AURAT KE DIL Me Sirf Uske LOVER / PATI KE Liye Jagah Hoti Hai.. but

Husband wife sms: AURAT KE DIL Me Sirf Uske LOVER / PATI KE Liye Jagah Hoti Hai..
but
AADMI Ka DIL Itna BADA Hota Hai Ki...!

Usme
Apni Girl Friends DOST Ki GF
Biwi Ki SAHELI
SAMNEWALI
BAZUWALI
UPARWALI
NICHEWALI
SABJIWALI
DUDHWALI
DHOBAN
SAALI
KAAMWALI
BHAI Ki SAALI
BEHAN Ki NANAD
aur
Thodi Bahut Biwi Ke Liye Bhi Jagah Hoti Hai...
SACH ME AADMI KA DIL BAHUT BADA HOTA HAI..?

Humor on politics: Desh ki 2 tasveer

Humor on politics: Desh ki 2 tasveer:-

1) Ek bachha ilaj k liye 250rs na hone k karan mar jata he

2) Aamir khan ye batane k liye har minute k 5 lakh leta he.
Satyamev jayte.gm

Naughty sms: BioTechr-Btao dunia

Naughty sms: BioTechr-Btao dunia ki sbse dardnak delivry kiski thi? Student:sunny Deol ki Maa ki,Techr:Wo kase?Student-Wo hi kehta hai "Main nikla GADDi leke!..

: Santa banta sms: Santa-log kehte hai

Santa banta sms: Santa-log kehte hai ki mohabbt zindagi hoti hai maut nahi.

magar vo kya jane ki dhoka bhi zindagi deti hai maut nahi..

No jokes
aaj santa serious hai..

Naughty sms: ‎​Bombay Stock Exchange ke gents toilet me

Naughty sms: ‎​Bombay Stock Exchange ke gents toilet me likha tha...;
Kuch der pakad ke rakho....
Confirmed TIP hai...
YEH BHI BADHEGA :-;):D

Santa banta sms :Santa ek glass lekey dudh lene gaya.

Santa banta sms :Santa ek glass lekey dudh lene gaya.
Dudh wala: arrey. Itni badi bens ka dudh lene aye ho ek chote se glass main? Bada bartan lekey ao.
Santa:- achcha ek kaam ker bakri ka dudh dede :D

Husband wife sms: "SUKH" Aadmi ko utna hi milega

Husband wife sms: "SUKH" Aadmi ko utna hi milega..,
Jitna Usne Punya kiya hoga, Lekin
"SHANTI" Utni hi Milegi Jitni Uski Biwi ki Marzi Hogi. :)

GF BF SMS: Govt. Kehti h ki ladki k padhne se ghar k 4 log shikshi

GF BF SMS: Govt. Kehti h ki ladki k padhne se ghar k 4 log shikshit hote h...

Koi ye puche, ki uske college jane se jo 40 ladke fail hote hai...
uska kya?

Naughty sms: santa: Tera birthday kab hai? Banta: Next week, but why

Naughty sms: santa: Tera birthday kab hai? Banta: Next week, but why?
Santa: Tujhe Parde gift karne hein. Teri wife ko tere ko pyar karte dekh dekh ke bor ho gaya hu.:$
Banta: Tera Birthday kab hai?
Santa: Next month, but why?
Banta: Tujhe Durbeen gift karni hai. Taaki tu dekh sake ki Wife kis ki hai.