Santa banta sms: Santa Bijli office fone krke bola: light band kr do

Santa banta sms: Santa Bijli office fone krke bola: light band kr do

Bijli wala:Q sir?

Santa :Wo yar mere dimag me 1nayi mast
wali gaali aai h, wo tumko deni hai :p

Happy Gurunanak Jayanti.....

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"EK ONKAR"
SATNAAM WAHEGURU.
Happy Gurunanak Jayanti.....
.

Naughty sms: 1Admi Ka Gala Khrab Tha

Naughty sms: 1Admi Ka Gala Khrab Tha
Wo Raat 3 Baje Dr. K Ghar Gya
Dard Ki Waja Se Dhire Se Bola- Dr. Hai?
Uski Biwi Usse B Dhire Se Boli
Nahi Hai Aajao.. :p

God seems to be planning for making a blockbuster this year .. Since he's been gathering the best with

God seems to be planning for making a blockbuster this year ..
Since he's been gathering the best with Him..

Cast : Dev Anand, Rajesh khanna , Shammi Kappor, Dara singh,

Director : Yash Chopra

Singer : Jagjit singh,

Comedian : Jaspal Bhatti

Godfather : Balasaheb Thackeray

Producer & Financer : Ponty Chadha

And recently the Villian : Kasab:)

God seems to be planning for making a blockbuster this year .. Since he's been gathering the best with

God seems to be planning for making a blockbuster this year ..
Since he's been gathering the best with Him..

Cast : Dev Anand, Rajesh khanna , Shammi Kappor, Dara singh,

Director : Yash Chopra

Singer : Jagjit singh,

Comedian : Jaspal Bhatti

Godfather : Balasaheb Thackeray

Producer & Financer : Ponty Chadha

And recently the Villian : Kasab:)

Friendship sms: What is SMS ?

Friendship sms: What is SMS ?
S: Sara

M: Muft da

S: Syapa



Je na kro ta kanjus
Je kro ta vehle..
Je bhej do ta Purane si..
Je na bhejo ta tusi ta wade log ho ji..

Quote on life sms: The importance of a good person in your life

Quote on life sms: The importance of a good person in your life is like the importance of your heart beats..
Though they are not loud..
They silently support your life.
hv a grt evng:) ahd

Quote on life sms: Awesome lines by Charlie Chaplin:

Quote on life sms: Awesome lines by Charlie Chaplin:
"u need Power,
only when u want to do something Harmful,
Otherwise Love is Enough to get everything done..!!"

Naughty sms: Ek kutiya k do pille the ek ka naam tha apun aur

Naughty sms: Ek kutiya k do pille the
ek ka naam tha apun aur
dusre ka naam tha sapun
ek din sapun mar gya to ab kutiya ka dudh kaun piyega haso mat yaar jabab do.

Funny sms: Mujrim ne apne pathan vakeel ko kaha :-

Funny sms: Mujrim ne apne pathan vakeel ko kaha :-
" koshish karna umar quid ho phansi na ho....
vakeel :- tum chinta mat karo
court k baad
mujrim :- kya huaa ?
pathan :- bahut mushkil se umar quid karwai , aadalat toe riha kar rahi thi ..............

Happy Diwali :Laxmi ji viraje apke Dwar, Sone-Chandi se

Happy Diwali :Laxmi ji viraje apke Dwar, Sone-Chandi se bhar jaye apka Ghar-Baar, Jeevan mein laye khushiya Apaar,Shubhkamnayein hamari kare sweekar *Happy Diwali* Vipul Tandon, Deepti, Vikhyat, Aakashi