Idea Ad humor:-Abhishek Bacchan to his daughter Aradhya :

Abhishek Bacchan to his daughter Aradhya :
"Baby i am a super star in 'Bollywood'.."

Aradhya to AB after looking at the mobile :- "No Ullu banaaing.. No Ullu baanaing...."
😁😁😂😝

Solve this. There are a few Indian States and Citi

Solve this. There are a few Indian States and Cities......guess and name them
1- Face
2- Unmarried Girl
3- No Zip
4- Go and Come
5- Answer State
6- G reen Gate
7- Kings Coat
8- Snake land
9- Make Juice
10-Mr. City
11-rhythm of eyes
Genius people dimaag lagao.........

Example
1- Surat

Na Hi Soch.. Na Hi Umeed - BJP

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Husband wife sms: जिंदगी के 8 हिस्से होते है...

जिंदगी के 8 हिस्से होते है...

1. पढाई

📝
📕
📗
📓
📝




2. खेल

🎾
🚴
⚾
🎳




3. मौज मस्ती

🏂
🎼
🏀
🏉
🎳





4. प्यार

💖
💞
💘
💕
💓
💜




5. शादी
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6.






7.








8.







क्या ढूंड रहे हो...?

शादी होने के बाद खतम...!
सब कुछ खतम...!!
गेम ओव्हर... भाई...!!!

😜😀😜😂
विवाह वह खुब़सुरत जंगल हे जहॉ बहादूर शेरो का शिकार सुन्दर हिरणियॉ करती हे
😳😁😜


"समुन्दर से कह दो, अपनी
लहरों को समेट के रखे,
ज़िन्दगी में तूफान लाने के
लिए, घरवाली ही काफी है....!!"

bahut krantikari!!:Anchor get frustrated while Interviewing Arwind kejriwal on CNBC Awaaz

 

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हरियाणा कंडक्टर- ताऊ बीड़ी बुझा दे !

हरियाणा कंडक्टर- ताऊ बीड़ी बुझा दे !

ताऊ - क्यूँ छोरा ?

कंडक्टर - ऊपर देख ताऊ लिखा से 'धुम्रपान मना है'

ताऊ - लिखे से के होवे ?
तेरी सीट के ऊपर वाले बोर्ड पे लिखा से 'कोपर्टी लगवाइए' तो तेने लगवा ली के ?😀

Quote on life sms:Charlie Chaplin's 3 Heart touching

Always Remember Charlie Chaplin's 3 Heart touching statements:-

1st- Nothing is permanent in this world, not even our Troubles..

2nd- I like walking in the rain, because nobody can see my tears..

And

3rd MOST IMP- the most wasted day in life, is the day, in which, we have not laughed..

Keep Smiling and Pass it to everyone whom you want to see smiling 😀

Sardar ki G.F. romantic mood me:-

Sardar ki G.F. romantic mood me:-
Aaj mere ghar koi nahi h, aa jao.
Sardar:- Pagal tu mere ghar aaja,
yahan hum saare h, tera dil lag jayga.

1 Sardar ke ghar chor aa gya.

1 Sardar ke ghar chor aa gya.
Sardar ne dekha to chor bhaga sardar uske piche bhaga aur bhagte-2 chor se bhi aage nikal gya or bola:- 1 to chori uper se humse race.

1 Sardar ne apni car ke niche kutte

1 Sardar ne apni car ke niche kutte
ko leta hua dekha to kutte ko 1 dum se kheecha aur kha:- Bhar nikal bada aaya mechanical engineer banne.

Sardarni wrote a msg. to sardar:-

Sardarni wrote a msg. to sardar:-
Ghar kab aa rahe ho. msg. karke batao.
Sardar sent msg. to her:- Nahi bata sakta msg. free nahi h.