Bollywood humor message:only mithunda

Rashtrapati bhawan mein party shuru hui....

Rashtrapati bhawan mein party shuru hui....
Waiter: sir, kya loge?
Advani: Leni to Shapath thi.....
par chalo tum Jal-jeera hi de do.

नरेन्द्र मोदी की दूर की सोच:
नवाज़ शरीफ और करज़ई को इसलिए बुलाया ...
ताकि शपथ ग्रहण समारोह में कोई आतंकी हमला न हो।
😬

In the mean time, Rahul Gandhi to Sonia: "मम्मी जीता तो मै था,
फिर शपथ स्मृति इरानी क्यों ले रही है??"

Political humor: mayavati zero seat fun

क्या आपको पता हैं की भारत अब साफ

क्या आपको पता हैं की भारत अब साफ
सुथरा रहेगा kyuki
अब पूरी ,
"निरमा वाशिंग पाउडर"
की टीम
"संसद"
में मौजूद ....?
हेमा ,
रेखा ,
जया ,
और
सुषमा ,
सबकी पसंद ,
निरमा
"निरमा वाशिंग पाउडर"😛😝😜

Political humor: ये मोदीजी भी कैसे आदमी है अभी तक भी शपथ नहीं ले रह

ये मोदीजी भी कैसे आदमी है अभी तक भी शपथ नहीं ले रहे......

अगर केजरीवालजी जीत जाते तो अबतक इश्तीफा देकर निकल गए होते.....!!!

Every girl has two problem:

Every girl has two problem:

1. kutta kaise dekh raha hai
2. kutta dekh bhi nahi raha

*ab kutta kya kare?* 😝😝

Funny pic:mummy ker li

Political humor: arwind kejriwal ke drame

A fellow walked into a pet store and was looking a

A fellow walked into a pet store and was looking at the animals on display.

While he was there, a Chief Master Sergeant from the local Air Force Base walked in and said to the shop-keeper :"I'd like a line service monkey, please."


The clerk nodded, went to a cage at the side of the store and took out a monkey. He put a collar and leash on the animal and handed it to the Chief, "That'll be $1,000." The Chief paid and left with the monkey.

Surprised, the fellow went to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a very expensive monkey. Most of them are only a few hundred dollars. Why did that one cost so much?"

The shopkeeper answered, "Ah-----that was a line service monkey. He can park, fuel, and service all Air Force aircraft, conduct all required ground ops testing, rig aircraft flight controls, and all with no mistakes. He's well worth the money."

With his interest peaked, the fellow looked around and spotted a Monkey in another cage with a $10,000 price tag. "That one's even more expensive! What can it do?"

"Oh, that one is a "Maintenance Supervisor" monkey. He can instruct at all levels of aircraft maintenance, supervise all corrective and preventive maintenance programs, supervise a crew of maintainers, and even do most of the paperwork. A very useful monkey indeed," replied the shopkeeper.

The guy looked around a little longer and found a third monkey in a cage. The price tag read, "$50,000". "Holy Shit! What does this one do?"

"Well," the shopkeeper said, "I've never actually seen him do anything but drink beer, fart, screw the female monkeys, and play with his pecker, but his papers say he's a pilot!!!"

One afternoon a wealthy manager was driving in his

One afternoon a wealthy manager was driving in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed by the sight, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the manager said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree".

"Bring them along," the manager replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!"

"Bring them all, as well," the manager answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to mr. Manager and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.

The manager replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost 1 meter high!"

Lesson: Never trust managers....and there is nothing like KIND MANAGERS
😄😀😃😛😭😂

एक कर्मचारीको उसकी कम्पनी के तरफसे 'सायकल' मिली..

एक कर्मचारीको उसकी कम्पनी के तरफसे 'सायकल' मिली..

वो एक खुबसुरत तोहफा था.. मगर उसे पिछे Carrier नही था..!
कर्मचारीने उसे लगाने की मांग करी..
जब सायकल Carrier फिटींग करके आयी तो उसने देखा की अब सायकल का Stand निकाल दिया गया था..!

उसने गायब हुए Stand के बारे मे पुछा.. तो कम्पनीसे जवाब आया :
प्रायवेटमे नौकरी कर रहे हो तो एक ही चिझ पोसिबल है..

CAREER या STAND

अगर STAND लोगे तो CAREER खतम...
और अगर CAREER बनाना है तो कभी STAND मत लेना..!

सभी Private job वालो को समर्पित...!!