Sunday, May 15, 2016

Shayeri sms: nikaah & janaaza...

_Urdu_ is, one of the most absorbing and meaningful language indeed !

   *nikaah & janaaza...*

The _difference_ between a *wedding* and a *funeral* beautifully captured in a _poem_ called :

   *farq sirf itna sa tha*

teri *doli* uthi,
meri *mayyat* uthi,
phool _tujh_ par bhi barse,
phool _mujh_ par bhi barse,
*farq sirf itna sa tha....*
tu _saj_ gayi,
mujhe _sajaya_ gaya..

_tu_ bhi ghar ko chali,
_main_ bi ghar ko chala,
*farq sirf itna sa tha....*
tu _uth_ ke gayi,
mujhe _uthaya_ gaya...

*mehfil* wahan bhi thi,
*log* yahan bhi the,
*farq sirf itna sa tha....*
unka _hasna_ wahan,
inka _rona_ yahan...

*qazi* udhar bhi tha,
*moulvi* idhar bhi tha,
do bol _tere_ padhe, 
do bol _mere_ padhe,
tera *nikaah* padha, 
mera *janaaza* padha,
*farq sirf itna sa tha...*
tujhe *apnaya* gaya,
mujhe *dafnaaya* gaya...

Monday, December 1, 2014

The last ball of Philip Hughes life..

The last ball of Philip Hughes life..

Employee - Sir, Meri Patni mere saath bahar ghumne

Employee - Sir, Meri Patni mere saath bahar ghumne jaana chahti hai, 5-6 din ki chutti chahiye.

Boss:-Koi Chutti Wutti Nahi milegi.

Employee:- Shukriya sir..., Jaanta tha musibat ke waqt aap hi kaam aayenge...!!!  

Monday, August 4, 2014

Galib v/s wife

Galib v/s wife
Galib:
Hume to apno ne loota,
Gairo me kaha dum tha.
Hamari kashti waha dubi,
Jaha paani kum tha.

Wife:
Tum to the hi gadhe,
Tumhari akal me kaha dam tha.
Waha kashti leke hi kyu gae,
Jaha paani kam tha.
๐ŸŽธ wife's always rocks๐ŸŽธ
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ƒ

❌Upvas in new Style๐Ÿ˜‰

❌Upvas in new Style๐Ÿ˜‰
Living 1 day without:

❌Mobile
❌Facebook
❌Electricity๐Ÿ’ก
❌Internet๐Ÿ“ก
❌BIKE๐Ÿšฒ๐Ÿšณ
❌Whatsapp๐Ÿ“ฒ
❌Tv๐Ÿ“บ

๐Ÿ’ค Ye Upvas kar ke dekho
๐Ÿ’ฅBhagwan Dharti par aake kahege,"Bas kar Pagle ab Rulayega kya"❗๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜œ

Becoz of Global Warming........

Becoz of Global Warming........

Our Next generation will not b able to see Tigers !!!!
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Toh
Hum kya kare?


Humne bhi to Dinosaur nahi dekha hai.

Kabhi Shikayat ki kya? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ
Only 940 girls are left for every 1000 boys
in
India .........
SAVE GIRLS !!!
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we can save the tigers later....
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Bike pe piche ladki chahiye ya tiger ??
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choice is yours....
Janhit Mein Jaari.... bachao Naari..!!

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