A guy walks into the bar. Guy: 6 double vodka.

A guy walks into the bar.
Guy: 6 double vodka.
Bartender: Wow!U must hv had 1 hell of a day!!
Guy:Yes..I jst found out dat my eldr brothr is gay.:-D
D nxt day d same guy walks into the bar.
Guy:6 double vodka.
Bartndr:Wat's d prblm today?
Guy:I've just found out dat my youngr brothr is gay 2!:-D
On d 3rd day d guy came to d bar n ordrs another 6 double vodka.
Bartender:Jeese! Doesn't nybody in ur family lyk women?
Guy:Yeah.
My WIFE !!:-