1 sardar ki 2 crore ki lotry nikli.

1 sardar ki 2 crore ki lotry nikli.
Lotrywala-apko tax kaat k 1.75 cror milega.
srdar-ye galat baat hai,mennu pure 2 cror do,nai to mere 100Rs. Wapas karo..:-D

Naughty sms:Physics would have been much easier

Physics would have been much easier
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"tree" had fallen on newton's head instead of apple. . .;-).. Tc

Dream sms:There is only 1 difference betwn DREAM &

There is only 1 difference betwn DREAM & AIM.Dream requires Effortless
SLEEP whereas Aim requiresSLEEPLESS Efforts.So Sleep 4 Dreams & Wake
Up 4 ur AIM. Gdmrng

Awesome & fabulous sayng-

Awesome & fabulous sayng-
"Never trust the DOUBTED ones & Never doubt the TRUSTED ones"

God has given us "REAL-EYES" to "REALISE" the "REAL LIES.

Flirty sms: Ladkiyo aur Popcorn k beech me 1common similarity.

Ladkiyo aur Popcorn k beech me 1common similarity.
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Dono ko thoda sa Jalao to Muh fula leti he.;-)

PASS IT TO ALL POPCORNS.:-)

Cool sms:Agr aap sache hindustani ho to in 5 ke nam Hindi me batao...

Agr aap sache hindustani ho to in 5 ke nam Hindi me batao...

1. Ambulance
2. mobile
3. xerox
4. tube light
5. sim

it's challenge 4U

Inspiration sms:6 Baate 6 Baato Ko Khatam Kar Deti H.

6 Baate 6 Baato Ko Khatam Kar Deti H.

1-Sorry-Galti Ko.

2-Dukh-Zindagi Ko.

3-Gussa-Rishte Ko.

4-Khushi-Dukh Ko.

5-Saath-Gam Ko.

6-dhokha-Dosti or PYR KO.

Love n friend sms:2 things nevr defined in whole life

2 things nevr defined in whole life,
1-is LOVE
bcoz u nevr know who LOVES u how much.
&
2-FRIEND
bcoz u nevr know how deeply they CARE About You.. Gn sd tc all

Love sms:Lovely relations are like a ring..

Lovely relations are like a ring..
If we wear it, it will hold our finger tightly..If we remove it, it
will surely make us to feel its absence!

Funny sms:Best lines i have ever come across:-

Best lines i have ever come across:-
I have learnt to give "love n care".
Not bcoz i hv 2 much..

Bt bcoz " I KNOW D FEELING OF NOT HAVING THEM..."
:-):-)
gm

Informative :-I m not d best person in ur life, but I just hope

I m not d best person in ur life, but I just hope dat 1 day wen u hear
my name u would just smile & say

"Tha to Pagal..but I miss
him yaar"
:-):-P;-)

Dekhte hain aaj uss raah ki veeraniya,yaron

Dekhte hain aaj uss raah ki veeraniya,yaron ke saath jaha suni thi
kahaniya,guzra vo daur,bichhad gaye sab dost,saath reh gayi bas un
lamhon ki nishaniya.

Galileo used lamp 2study.Grahmbel used

Galileo usEd lamp 2study.Grahmbel used candle 2study.Sakspear used
street lyt 2study.Moral: sb hmari tarh din me awaragardi krte the aur
raat me nautanki..

GOD in DABANG style:

GOD in DABANG style:
hum tumhare yaha aisa atmosphere karenge, ki tum confu"g" ho jaoge ki
raincoat pehne ya sweater. . .
happy winsoon .. Hv a gud day ..

Jaat boy to a Girl- Fone Numbr deve hai k na..? G-"Tameez se baat karo"!

Jaat boy to a Girl- Fone Numbr deve hai k na..?
G-"Tameez se baat karo"!
B- My dear wid due respect i wud lyk 2 say that Fone Numbr Deve h k na..?:-P:-D

Doc:Tumhari Kidney Fail Ho Gyi Hai..

Doc:Tumhari Kidney Fail Ho Gyi Hai..Sardar: Kya? Sir Aap Bhi Bahut
Mazaak Krte Ho Meri Kidney Kabhi SchooL Hi Nahi Gayi,To Phir Fail
Kaise Hogi.....

Aj raat 11:45 indian time se AAp jo B duaa mangoge poori hogi,

Aj raat 11:45 indian time se AAp jo B duaa mangoge poori hogi,

kyunki Aaj raat chand bilkul Makka-E-Sharif k upar Ayega.

PLz frwd 2All your friend

A very true thought

A very true thought:

"Wenevr i wana fall in luv wid my books.

My bed falls in luv wth me"

n I believe, pyar usi se karo jo tumse pyar kare..Isnt it?;-) gn

A cute WARNING - ''Don't try 2 understand me.

A cute WARNING -

''Don't try 2 understand me.
If u do,
then either u'll go mad,
or
u'll start
loving me................."

Samandr milte hi Barish ko bhul jate h, Daulat...

Samandr milte hi Barish ko bhul jate h,
Daulat milte hi Khuda ko bhul jate h,
Bade ajib h duniya wale b,
SHEILA milte hi MUNNI ko bhul jate h....:-D

"As promised to Obama, India has now started..

"As promised to Obama, India has now started providing Jobs to Jobless
Americans.... Pamela Anderson is the first Recruit.."

Dil tut jata hai par khanak nhi hoti...

Dil tut jata hai par khanak nhi hoti, Har dhadkan roti hai par palak
nhi roti, Mohbaat naam hai khuda ki bandgi ka. Jo sharto pe mile wo
mohbaat nhi hoti

Funny-sms Never choose me widout undrstanding & nvr loose me bcoz of mis undrsta

Never choose me widout undrstanding & nvr loose me bcoz of mis
undrstanding. I may b wrng sumtime sumwhere, but not evrytime
evrywhere.
Gd nyt..

Its Better 2 Bunk A Class Than To Miss A party Wit Frnds..

Its Better 2 Bunk A Clas Than To Miss A party Wit Frnds..
Bcoz, Today When I Look Back.

EQUATIONS Never Make Me LAUGH..

But MEMORIES Do..!

Boss to sardar : Batao coconut aur apple ke tree me kya similarity hai ?

Boss to sardar : Batao coconut aur apple ke tree me kya similarity hai ?

Sardar kafi der soch ne ke baad -Dono pe AMROOD nhi lagtay....................

Girlfriend demand 4 ice cream..

Girlfrnd demand 4 ice cream..
Santa purchased it..
Girl: Thank u..:-)
Santa: Only thank u..
Girl: U want kiss.??
Santa: Chupp kar bhukhi,
Aadhi Ice-cream de.:-D

"Attraction is the Temporary Love"..

"Attraction is the Temporary Love"...
But,,,
"Love is the Permanent Attraction"...
Just a Game of Words,,But Makes Lot of Difference in Life... :-)

Locks are never manufactured without a key....

Locks are never manufactured without a key.... Similarly GOD never
gives problems without solutions... only we need 2 have courage to
unlock them....

Potty aur cricket team me kya similarity hai...??

Potty aur cricket team me kya similarity hai...??
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Thnk
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Socho socho
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DHONI vahan bhi hai...dhoni yahan bhi hai... hahahaha...

Pura padna aur Pappu mat banana

Pareshaan thi Pappu ki wife 
Non-happening thi jo uski life 
Pappu ko na milta tha aaram 
Office main karta kaam hi kaam

Pappu ke boss bhi the bade cool 
Promotion ko har baar jate the bhul 
Par bhulte nahi the wo deadline 
Kaam to karwate the roz till nine

Pappu bhi banna chata tha best 
Isliye to wo nahi karta tha rest 
Din raat karta wo boss ki gulami 
Appraisal ke ummid main deta salami

Din guzre aur guzre fir saal 
Bura hota gaya Pappu ka haal 
Pappu ko ab kuch yaad na rehta tha 
Galti se Biwi ko Behenji kehta tha

Aakhir ek din Pappu ko samjh aaya 
Aur chod di usne Appraisal ki moh maya 
Boss se bola, "Tum kyon satate ho ?" 
"Appraisal ke laddu se buddu banate ho"

"Promotion do warna chala jaunga" 
"Appraisal dene par bhi wapis na aunga" 
Boss haans ke bola "Nahi koi baat" 
"Abhi aur bhi Pappus hai mere paas " 

"Yeh duniya Pappuon se bhari hai" 
"Sabko bas aage badhne ki padi hai" 
"Tum na karoge to kisi aur se karaunga" 
"Tumhari tarah Ek aur Pappu banaunga"

Grl: Jaldi Khidki se koodo, papa aa rahe hai... Boy: Lekin Ye 13v manzil hai..?

Grl: Jaldi Khidki se koodo, papa aa rahe hai...
Boy: Lekin Ye 13v manzil hai..
Grl: Janu Ye Shagun-Apshagun Sochne ka waqt nahi hai..Zaldi koodo...
Gdmrng

kya aap pareshan hai? dukhi rehte hai? neend...

kya aap pareshan hai? dukhi rehte hai? neend nhi aati? kisi kaam me
dil bhi nhi lagta? To samajh lo ke Vitamin 'SHE' k kami hai?

FACT OF FEELING!

FACT OF FEELING!

No Matter How Mch U Flirt In d entire day,

At Night wenevr u sleep,

U'll Always End Up Dreamin

About The One U Truly Love..!
Gn

Why smart people always say dey r busy..??

Why smart people always say dey r busy..??

think
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I'll tell u later
Right nw m busy..;-)gd nyt :-B)

Uttho..! Yeh Koi Sone Ka Waqt Hai?

Uttho..!
Yeh Koi Sone Ka Waqt Hai?
Jab Dekho Sote Rehte Ho,
Sari Umar So-So Ke Bitani Hai Kya?
Ab Utth Jao Aur Reply Mat Karna
I AM SLEEPING
Ok

Recommended dosage of Viagra:

Recommended dosage of
Viagra:

New g/f: no need!

Old g/f: half tablet!

Mistress: 1 Tablet!

Wife: 2 tabs+blue film+whisky+will power+Her Permission+aspirin!!!

Once in 1980s Rajnikanth was touring madhya pradesh. One night he had some stomach problem....

Once in 1980s Rajnikanth was touring madhya pradesh. One night he had
some stomach problem....

...... today that day is mourned as the Bhopal Gas Tragedy.:-D

The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it. -

The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it. -
Good morning india

Hey Sleeping Bird! Come Back From The Dreams New Day Has Been Started Welcome...

Hey Sleeping Bird! Come Back From The Dreams New Day Has Been Started
Welcome To Another Lovely Morning Have A Nice Day.
*Good Morning*

One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a friendship. One touch can show you ...

One tree can start a forest, one smile can
start a friendship. One touch can show you care, one friend can make
life worth living

You should not live one way in private,

You should not live one way in private, another in public. -
Good morning india

Character is higher than intellect... A great soul will be strong to live, as well as to think.

Character is higher than intellect... A great soul will be strong to
live, as well as to think. -
Good morning india

Finish the sentence "I NEVER TOLD YOU BUT ALWAYS WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT......................." Send it ur friends n see

Finish the sentence "I NEVER TOLD YOU BUT ALWAYS WANTED TO TELL YOU
THAT......................." Send it ur friends n see the unexpected
answers.reply me 1st

If your FAT girlfriend is WAITING for a bus at a bus stop what will u call her in 1 word?

If your FAT girlfriend is WAITING for a bus at a bus stop what will u
call her in 1 word? Think little harder One last time
"MOTIVATING

Dedicated to all my friends.!!

Dedicated to all my friends.!!

Kabhi pasand na aaye sath mera to bata dena...
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Hum dil pe patthar rakh ke Tumhe Goli maar denge..

Money cant buy happiness.....

Money cant buy happiness.....

But smhow tis more comfortable to cry in a BMW rather than on a
footpath...... :)

*Diffrent style of gud night*

*Dfrnt styls of gud 9t*
Frnd- gd nt yar,
Lover- gd nt janu,
Dad- gd nt son
But
Mom- So ja kanjra, phone wali maa naal gallan swere kar li.

"COMMITTMENT" does not means sticking to a person when u dont have

"COMMITTMENT"
does not means sticking
to a person when
u dont have
any option,
Bt
it means maintaining a relation with
someone even when u
have lotz of option!!

"If the loser smiles after losing the game, the winner will lose the thrill of his victory"...

"If the loser smiles after losing the game, the winner will lose the
thrill of his victory" Thats the power of Smile!!
Keep smiling..:-)
.

Roger fedrer:- i hav each n evry knowledge about tennis. u can ask me anythin

Roger fedrer:- i hav each n evry knowledge about tennis. u can ask me anythin
.

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Sardar: ok tell me, how many holes r der in NET?:-

Roger fedrer:- i hav each n evry knowledge about tennis. u can ask me anythin

Roger fedrer:- i hav each n evry knowledge about tennis. u can ask me anythin
.

.

Sardar: ok tell me, how many holes r der in NET?:-

Khaufnak andheri raat mein 12 baje 1 bhoot dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha...

Khaufnak andheri raat mein 12 baje 1 bhoot dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha,

"ghabra mat.
Ye sab tere dimag ka vahem hai,
koi Sardar- vardar nai hota"

Voice at a party: All married guys pl stand next....

Voice at a party: All married guys pl stand nxt to d person who made
ur lyf worth living.. The bar tender was almost crushed to death.

V spend our days waitng 4 da ideal path 2

V spend our days waitng 4 da ideal path 2 appear in front of us.But
wat we 4get is that,paths r made by walkng,not by Waiting....ee ;)

Ek gaon me nadi pe bridge banaya gaya...

Ek gaon me nadi pe bridge banaya gaya.
.
People:bahut accha ho gaya.
Sardar:haan ji pehle dhoop me tair ke nadi paar krte the ab chhav me
tair k krenge

Bihari in chinese restaurant-bhai jara subzi wali gujiya dena..

Bihari in chinese restaurant-bhai jara subzi wali gujiya dena...
Restaurant wala-kya?? Another boy-arey ye momos maang raha hai...

How true....! "Time is d most elastic element of d world"...

How true....! "Time is d most elastic element of d world" Bcoz it
increases d minutes when we r Waiting & Decreases d hrs when we r
Enjoying.....

Murde Aashiq ki Guzarish:-

Murde Aashiq ki Guzarish:-
"Mat nikalo mera Janaza Us Bewafa ki Gali se warna uska Baap kahega
Sasura Marte-Marte bhi 1 chakkar laga gaya". Hahaha

Impotent Santa got wild seeing his wife pregnant.

Impotent Santa got wild seeing his wife pregnant.

Santa:''Which of my friend did this?''

Wife got even more upset:
"You think I dont have friends?''

Be happy today,

Be happy today,

just enjoy today,

freak out today,

live freely today,

have fun today,

because u neva knows!!!

You might get married TOMORROW.. :-D.. ;-)

Best thought evr-In love it doesn't matter that u...

Best thought evr-In love it doesn't matter that u r d first one in
his/her life or not. The only thing that matters is you must be the
last.....

life is d hardest school, as u nvr knw wat level of class u r in, wat exam u wil hv next and u

life is d hardest school, as u nvr knw wat level of class u r in, wat
exam u wil hv next and u cant cheat bcz nobody else wil hav d same
question....

Nice Lines By my heart -"You Are Born Without Anything But ...

Nice Lines By
my heart -"You Are Born Without Anything But U Die With Ur Name. So
See That Name Must Not b A Word, It Must b A History"

Teacher-home work kita?

Teacher-hom wrk kita?

Santa-hanji..

Teacher-fil in blank
100 chuhe kha k bili____Chali

Santa-100 chuhe kha k bili tedi-tedi chali

Teacher-Oye murkha tenu pta ni ehda ki jwaab ae?

Santa-tusi mere master ho tan mai lihaj kr gya..
100 chuhe kha k ta bili hil v ni sakdi main ta fer tedi-tedi tor ti..:D

Guidance is like a small lamp in a tunnel. It

Guidance is like a small lamp in a tunnel. It does not show everything
at once but gives enough light for the next step to be safe and
sure....

Bahu-maa ji kal raat meri unse ladaai ho gyi.

Bahu-maa ji kal raat meri unse ladaai ho gyi.
Saas-koi baat nhi itna to hr pati patni k bich hota hi h.
Bahu-ji wo sb to thik h par ab laash ka kya karun? :-D

People say I'm stone hearted. Yes i'm bcz...

People say I'm stone hearted. Yes i'm bcz anything written on stone
will stay forever, so people who are in my heart will remain there
forever....

Sardar went to Dr wth 2 burnt ears.

Sardar went to Dr wth 2 burnt ears.
Sardar:I ws ironing clothes.D fone rang.I accidntly pickd up d iron
instd of fone!
Dr:And d othr ear?
S:D bastard calld again!

Laxmi G se ULLU ruth K bola-

Laxmi G se ULLU ruth
K bola-
Sab apki puja karte he meri koi nahi!
Laxmi G-abse har sal meri puja se 9 din purv ullu puje jayege!
Or
tbse bna.

KARVACHAUTH!

santa-jara dekh to bahar suraj niklaa ya nhi?

santa-jara dekh to bahar suraj niklaa ya nhi? Naukar-bahar to andhera
hai, santa-to torch jala kar dekh le kaamchor....

Santa ki biwi uske driver ke sath bhag gayi...

Santa ki biwi uske driver ke sath bhag gayi.
Banta: bhai ab kya karoge?
Santa: karna kya hai, gari khud chalaunga!

Don't trust money bcz it gives bed but not ...

Don't trust money bcz it gives bed but not sleep, it gives books but
not mind, it gives luxuries but not happiness so transfer it to my
account....

Bf is lyk panipuri always tasty. lover is lyk ...

Bf is lyk panipuri always tasty. lover is lyk pizza hot n spicy but
husband is lyk daliya no other option but gud for health.

ek pandit nyi swift car laya, swift car k peeche likhwaya

ek pandit nyi swift car laya, swift car k peeche likhwaya 'SAAWAN KO
AANE DO' peeche se truck ne thok diya, truck par likha tha 'AAYA
SAAWAN JHOOM KE'.

Best lines of lyf.....

Best lines of lyf.....
"it is nt imp 2 go 2 heaven after we leave,
but it is imp 2 create heaven b4 we leave...."
gd evng.

Baap ne bete ki talashi li

Baap ne bete ki talashi li
Cigrate
Daru ki botal
Ladkiyo k no.
Sab nikle
Baap Ne bahut mara:
kub se Chal rha hai ye sab?
Beta Rote hue:
Papa ye apki jacket hai.

॥ॐ॥सुख,शान्ति एवं समृध्दि की मंगलकामनाओं के साथ आप एवं आप के परिजनोँ को Deepawali की हार्दिक शुभकामनाएं॥ॐ॥.

॥ॐ॥सुख,शान्ति एवं समृध्दि की मंगलकामनाओं के साथ आप एवं आप के परिजनोँ
को Deepawali की हार्दिक शुभकामनाएं॥ॐ॥.

Accept our heartfelt GOOD WISHES wrapped in

Accept our heartfelt GOOD WISHES wrapped in LOVE, tied with CARE n
sent with a PRAYER to keep U & Ur Family JOYFUL PROSPERUS & HAPPY
HAPPY DIWALI

As the candlelight flame, Ur life may always be happiness' claim;

As the candlelight flame, Ur life may always be happiness' claim;
As the mountain high, U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very happy diwali.

There is always somthing warm n bright, abt this time of year, when evrything has a

There is always somthing warm n bright, abt this time of year, when
evrything has a special glow, and hearts are full of cheers, dats why,
this special greetings come ur way to wish u al lifes best on DIWALI..

Merge yourself in this light of lights and enjoy

Merge yourself in this light of lights and enjoy the bliss of the
brightest of lights...happy deepawali tö u and ur family.

May God bless u with best of health,power,

May God bless u with best of health,power, prosperity & sucess that u
are always in a position to help any one in need and have blessing and
good wishes from every one- Happy Diwali

We live in cruel world?

We live in cruel world?

Where,

Poor peoples walk miles and miles to earn food.

&

Rich peoples walk miles and miles to digest food !

Gud night !

Agar Columbus married hota to kabhi America discover na kar paata,

Agar Columbus married hota to kabhi America discover na kar paata,
kyun ki Uss se kissi ne nahi puchha,
1-Kahan ja rahe ho ?
2-kyun ?
3-kis ke saath ?
4-mai bhi chalungi ?
5-wapis kab aaoge ?
6-Ghar reh ke hi discover kar lo
7-meri maa ko hi le jao
8-mere liye kya laoge ?
9-pahunch ke fone zaroor karna
10-Wapsi mein sabzi lete aana !!

Lovely Message: A soldier fights not because he HATES the one in front of him..

Lovely Message:
A soldier fights not because he HATES the one in front of him..
But because he LOVES the people behind him !!!GOODMORNING

Tum dosti ka wo DAG ho. jise hum TIDE se dho nahi sakte.

Tum dosti ka wo DAG ho.
jise hum TIDE se dho nahi sakte.

RIN se saaf nahi kar sakte.

SURF EXEL se mita nahi sakte.

Kyuki.........

"kuch DAG" achhe hote he...

A man goes into a bank & robs money. He turns 2 a customer:

A man goes into a bank & robs money.
He turns 2 a customer:
"Did u see me rob dis bank?"
"Yes sir, I did." The robber den shot him dead.
He den turns to a couple & asks the man, "Did u c me rob dis bank?"
"No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!"
Moral -Wen Opportunity knocks, MAKE D BEST USE OF IT ;-)

Wish you and your family a very bright and happy Diwal

Wish you and your family a very bright and happy Diwali, may this
bring more health, wealth and prosperity to you and family -

Palak Paneer
Ingredients
Spinach - 500 gms
Onions - 5 medium sized
Garlic - 2-3 flakes
Cooking oil - 6-7 tbsps(butter as per choice)
Cummin seeds - 1 tbsp
Paneer - 150-200 gms
Salt to taste
Garam Masala, Geera Powder, Chilli Powder, vinegar
Method
1.Cook the spinach in water.
2.Drain the water and then make puree of the spinach leaves.
3.Cut 4 of the onions finely and saute them till transparent.
4.Grind the other onion and the garlic flakes to a fine paste.
5.Add this paste to the sauted onions. Also add the puree and the spice
powders. Add some water if necessary.
6.Let boil for a minute or two.
7.Cut the paneer to cubes of desired size (preferably not too small). Fry
this in oil till golden brown,
8.Add this paneer to the prepared palak.
9.Serve hot with rice or rotis

Sri sri: Always remember two things.. Don’t take any decisions when you are Angry

Always remember two things.. Don’t take any decisions when you are Angry. Don’t make any promises when you are Happy. Remember these… for rest of your lives.

You will not walk the same road twice. Your steps can’t be retraced.

You will not walk the same road twice. Your steps can’t be retraced. Tomorrow you will head for some other place… But while you are on this road today, take your chance and work it out. You won’t pass this way again; So make the most out of it today!

Don't stop yourself from doing a deed just cause it's small or only cause just one or few individuals will benefit from it.

Don't stop yourself from doing a deed just cause it's small or only cause just one or few individuals will benefit from it. Just remember, no matter how small the deed; it really does makes a difference. Make a difference today.

HEART TOUCHING STORY....

HEART TOUCHING STORY
.
Jab maine daru pehli baar pi

Mein apni nazaro mein gir gaya
aur

maine daru chhodne ka faisla kiya

Par

fir

jab
maine

un tamam

daru factory ke
majdoor,
unke biwi bachon ke baare mein socha to meri aankh bhar aayi aur usi
pal faisla kiya ki abhi se
I will drink regularly

Apne liye toh sab jeete hai..kabhi doosro ke liye bi jee kar dekho yaar.

"Daru premi samajsevi bhaiyo ki taraf se janhit me jari".