A man goes into a bank & robs money. He turns 2 a customer:

A man goes into a bank & robs money.
He turns 2 a customer:
"Did u see me rob dis bank?"
"Yes sir, I did." The robber den shot him dead.
He den turns to a couple & asks the man, "Did u c me rob dis bank?"
"No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!"
Moral -Wen Opportunity knocks, MAKE D BEST USE OF IT ;-)