Double meaning sms Teacher asked hr stdnt Pappu: wo kya h jo cow k pas 4aur mere pas

Teacher asked hr stdnt Pappu: wo kya h jo cow k pas 4aur mere pas 2h?
Pappu:madam leg.
Mam: wo kya h jo tumhare pant me h & mere paticoat me nhi?
PAPPU: pocket.
Mam:wo kya h jo din me lene k bajay rat ko bistar pr lete h?
Pappu: Neend
Mam: wo kya h jo ldki 1st time karwane pr chillati h?
Pappu: kaan me chhed.
Mam: wo kya h jo aadha jane pr dard hota h pura jane pr maja aata h.
Pappu:Hatho me kangan.
Tum B Pappu ki tarah apni niyat saf rakho,
SOCH BADLO :p