Collector, S.S.P. & Teacher were chatting :

Collector, S.S.P. & Teacher were chatting :
Collector:"Mera bahut Raub hai,main District ka maalik hoon."
SSP.:"Mera bhi bahut Raub hai,main kisi ko bhi andar kar sakta hoon."
Master:"Apna koi raub-waub nahi hai. Main to din bhar Laundo ki waat lagata hoon,aage unki marzi,wo Collector banein ya SSP.."

Reply sms : 2 electric engine were

Reply sms : 2 electric engine were moving in opp. Direction-one from east to west n d othr frm west to east. A wind blowing frm north to south. In which direction was d smoke frm d respective trains blowing.

Husband wife sms: Pati-Ye kya,tum 1 or suit le ayi? Abi parso hi

Husband wife sms: Pati-Ye kya,tum 1 or suit le ayi? Abi parso hi to..
Biwi-gusse me
kya kaha? Kya parso kya?
Bolo

Pati-Nhi parso B 1 hi layi thi, aj 2 le ati.

Naughty sms: History sir was on

Naughty sms: History sir was on leave.So science sir was askd to set d paper.The very 1st Q shocked students Q-1. Describe Jhansi Rani with a neat diagram & label the parts.

Santa banta sms: Santa introduces his family 2 his frnd :yeh m

Santa banta sms: Santa introduces his family 2 his frnd :yeh meri biwi,GOOGLE KAUR,ek sawal pucho das jawab deti hai..yeh mera beta, FACEBOOK SINGH, ghar ki har baat muhalle tak pahuchata hai...aur yeh meri beti, TWITTER KAUR, pura muhalla raat din follow karta hai ise

Humor on politics: Best SMS of the year:

Humor on politics: Best SMS of the year:

"Kya Ye BHRASHTACHAR kuchh le de ke khatam nahin ho sakta ??

Humor on politics: Gandhiji ne 1 Begunah admi ko Vakalat karke

Humor on politics: Gandhiji ne 1 Begunah admi ko Vakalat karke Fansi se bacha liya

Admi-Jab Aap nhi honge tb Begunaho ko kon bachayega?

Gandhiji-
meri PHOTO wala KAGAZ ka TUKDA

Naughty sms: 1 girl to another: kal

Naughty sms: 1 girl to another: kal sapne me mujhe koi chakku se mar raha tha."
2nd girl: "tu dar mat agar sapne sach hote to me roz subah PREGNANT Hoti

Punjabi sms: Bus vich 1pregnant

Punjabi sms: Bus vich 1pregnant lady"jammu"ja rahi si,
conducter boleya,aunty ik"jammu" ya Do "jammu"
Aunty boli, hramjadeya ik hi"jammu"par tere jeha kanjar na 'jammu"...

Examiner- ye kon si bird h,

Examiner- ye kon si bird h,
iski tange dekh k btao?
Stdnt-Sir,i dnt knw...
Exmr-tm fail ho gye ho,wat is ur name?
Sdt-le meri tang dekh k likh le..:p:p
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Husband wife sms: Har AADMI Ka Sapna :

Husband wife sms: Har AADMI Ka Sapna :

7 Figure Ki Salary

6 Figure Ki Bachat

5 Bedroom Ka Ghar

4 Wheel Ki Gaadi

3 Week Ki Vacation

2 Pyare Bache

1 Goongi Biwi.

JAI HIND: 15 Aug aa raha hai

15 Aug aa raha hai
Mai Gandhi ji ki photo jama kar rahi hu.

Plz ghar mei jitne bhi
50
100
500
Ya
1000






ke NOTE he muje de do, purana v chelega.JAI HIND!

Happy independence day:Dear Pakistan,

Happy independence day:Dear Pakistan,

Hope you remember its Daddy's birthday tomorrow..!!! :)

Happy Janmashtami

Happy Janmashtami : gokul me Krishna ji kare niwas, Gopiyon sang jo rachayein raas, Dewki aur Yashodha jinki maiya, aise humare Kishan Kanhaiya.Jai Shree Krishna. Shubh Janmashtami

GF BF SMS: 7 chatai pr 7 sadhu baithe the 1 ladke ne sbse bade

GF BF SMS: 7 chatai pr 7 sadhu baithe the 1 ladke ne sbse bade sadhu se pucha- baba ladkiya set nhi hoti h kya karu?

Sadhu-(chote sadhu se) 1 chatai aur laga bhai k liye

Naughty sms: Tcher-Dog?Student-Bow Bow!Tcher-Cat?Student

Naughty sms: Tcher-Dog?Student-Bow Bow!Tcher-Cat?Student-MeowTcher-Lion?Student-Aah Aah Aah Aaah......Tcher: haramjado I said LION, Not 'Leone'..!! :D

Husband wife sms: Assistant: Madam,Aap Office Mein Shaadi Shuda

Husband wife sms: Assistant: Madam,Aap Office Mein Shaadi Shuda Aadmiyon Ko He kyun Rakhte Hain.

Madam : Kyunki,Ek To Unhein Beizzati Sehne ki Aadat Hoti Hai aur Doosra Ghar Jaane ki Jaldi Bilkul Bhi nahi hoti.......X_X

GF BF SMS: GF-Wer r u?BF

GF BF SMS: GF-Wer r u?BF-Im at"BankGF-I need 30000Rs 4 Blackbry & 5000Rs 4 haircut.BF-Sorry, I mean I was at d"Bank of a River...machhi khaegi machhi?";)

Humor on politics: Chicken Aise Pakao K Kachcha Na Ho,

Humor on politics: Chicken Aise Pakao K Kachcha Na Ho,
Aur Mohabbat Aise Nibhao K Bachcha Na Ho.
(janhit me jaari........... by Veteran khiladi N D Tiwari)

Humor on politics: When Shushil

Humor on politics: When Shushil kumar sinde was working as power minister than 19 state suffer power outage and went in world longest dark hour... Promoted to security minister and pune had a serial bomb blast.. Looks like another promotion is pending now :)

Funny rakhi for bhai log: Bhai

Funny rakhi for bhai log: Bhai
advance me meri taraf se sweekar karo RAKHI.
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