Collector, S.S.P. & Teacher were chatting :

Collector, S.S.P. & Teacher were chatting :
Collector:"Mera bahut Raub hai,main District ka maalik hoon."
SSP.:"Mera bhi bahut Raub hai,main kisi ko bhi andar kar sakta hoon."
Master:"Apna koi raub-waub nahi hai. Main to din bhar Laundo ki waat lagata hoon,aage unki marzi,wo Collector banein ya SSP.."