Shayri SMS

Waqt thoda hai paas mere,
par bhut kuch abi karna baki hai,
Wo jakhm jo apno ne diye,
unhe abhi bharna baki hai,
Apke kandho ki adat si padd gayi hai mujhe,
kuch der apke sath mera chalna baki hai,
Shamshan me jalta chod kar mat jana, varna ruh kahegi k ruk ja e dost.
abi tere dost ka Dil jalna baki hai..

Naughty sms: Lady- Pandit g, meri shadi ko 5 saal ho gae h, muje baccha nai hua

Lady- Pandit g, meri shadi ko 5 saal ho gae h, muje baccha nai hua.
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Pandit- Mei Badrinath jakr tere nam ka dia jala dunga!10 saal baad...
Pandit uske ghar aya,dekha to 10 bache the...
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Pandit-badhai ho!Bacho k papa kaha h?.
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Lady- Wo badrinath gae h dia bujane k lie:D:p

Shayri SMS

Geele kagaz ki tarah he zindagi apni, koi likhta bhi nahi koi jalaata bhi nahi. Is kadar akele ho gaye he hum ajkal k koi satata bhi nahi koi manata bhi nahi..$

Naughty sms: Customer-Ye underwear kitne ka hai?

Customer-Ye underwear kitne ka hai?

Dukandar-50Rs ka

Customer-Iski koi warnty?

Dukndar:6 flor se niche gir jao, Sab kuch phat jayega, magar chaddi nahi!

Sharabi SMS

Who. said Alcohol is harmful ???

- 2 Rounds Of Brandy
30 Minutes Before Meal, Helps Digestion.

- 1 Glass Of Beer After Waking Up, Helps Activate Internal Organs.

- 1 Round Of Scotch Whiskey Before Sleep, Avoids Heart Attacks.

- 1
Glass Of Wine Before Bath, Reduces Blood Pressure.

- 2 Pegs Of Vodka Before Every Meeting, Helps Quick Decisions.

Pass It To All You Care.
Kindness Costs Nothing..!!! CHEERS..! Jai shri ram

Funny sms: Sense of Responsibility....!!

Sense of Responsibility....!!
Guy goes to library n asks for a book on suicide.
Librarian looks @ him n says
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YE TOH BATAA, WAPAS KAUN KAREGA..?

Political humor: CONGRESS zindabad

Ek aadmi ne Fish pakdi,
ghar aaya to dekha..
Na Gas
Na Aata
Na Bijli
Na Oil
Aadmi wapas Fish ko nadi mein phek aaya.
Fish muskurai or chillai
"CONGRESS zindabad

Motivational sms

Whats Winning Attitude3 Ants saw an elephant coming...Ant1: We will kill him.Ant2: We will break his legsAnt3: Forgive him guys, he is alone & we are 3;)

Funny sms:

Wen sum1 touches u & u dnt feel it, its IGNORANCE
Wen sum1 touches u & u feel it, its LOVE

But Wen nobody touches u and u feel it,





It's KHUJLI.
;):p

Quote on life sms:

The great thing which a little lamp can do nd which even a big Sun cannot do is to giv light when it's night. " No one is superior by size, but by purpose" GN:D

Funny sms:

MADAM: Tu RO kyu raha he?
LADKA: meri MUMMY mere PAPA ko KUTTA kehti he,
Aur mere PAPA unko BiLLi.
Mujhe samajh NAHi aata ki me"PILLA" hu ya
"BILLA

Boy friend girl friend sms:

Ishq me Daulat saari na luta dena,
Mummy papa k armaan khaak me na mila dena,
Ghr se mile h paise sabzi k liye ,
Bazar jakar janu ka cell rechg na kra dena;-

Naughty sms:

Son-kya pari aakash me udti h? Mom-ha, son-to apni kaam wali kyo nhi udti. Mom-vo pari nhi h. Son-par papa to use pari kehte h. Mom-to leh phir aaj he udegi...

Naughty sms:

Lady- Pandit g, meri shadi ko 5 saal ho gae h, muje baccha nai hua.
.
.
Pandit- Mei Badrinath jakr tere nam ka dia jala dunga!10 saal baad...
Pandit uske ghar aya,dekha to 10 bache the...
.
Pandit-badhai ho!Bacho k papa kaha h?.
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.
Lady- Wo badrinath gae h dia bujane k lie:D:p

Boy friend girl friend sms:

Boy: Mere pass apne Dost jaisi Car to nahi hai par tumhe apni palko par bitha ke ghumaunga,
Mere pass uss jaisa bada ghar to nahi hai par tumhe apne dil me rakhunga,
Mere pass uss jitne paise to nahi hai par main mazduri kar ke tujhe khilaunga, aur tumhe kya chahiye?

Girl: Bas kar pagle, Ab rulayega kya?
Chal apne uss dost ka number de... =))

Shayri SMS

Waqt thoda hai paas mere,
par bhut kuch abi karna baki hai,
Wo jakhm jo apno ne diye,
unhe abhi bharna baki hai,
Apke kandho ki adat si padd gayi hai mujhe,
kuch der apke sath mera chalna baki hai,
Shamshan me jalta chod kar mat jana, varna ruh kahegi k ruk ja e dost.
abi tere dost ka Dil jalna baki hai..

Happy LOHDI atte Gurupurav di lakh lakh badai

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Aise mat Dekho..


100gm "MUNGFALI" Bheji Hai..

Jyada Khush Mat Hona

Khane K Liye Nahi Hai...
ChheeL Kar Wapas Bhejo... Gurupurav aur lohdi par gachak bnani a. :
He he he
Happy LOHDI atte Gurupurav di lakh lakh badai

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