Boy friend girl friend sms:

Boy: Mere pass apne Dost jaisi Car to nahi hai par tumhe apni palko par bitha ke ghumaunga,
Mere pass uss jaisa bada ghar to nahi hai par tumhe apne dil me rakhunga,
Mere pass uss jitne paise to nahi hai par main mazduri kar ke tujhe khilaunga, aur tumhe kya chahiye?

Girl: Bas kar pagle, Ab rulayega kya?
Chal apne uss dost ka number de... =))