Husband wife sms: Santa: My wife died yesterday..Im trying to cry but tears

😎... Santa: My wife died yesterday..Im trying to cry but tears are not coming, what to do?
Banta: Imagine she is Back...


😎Ladki ko ladka dekhne aya
Thodi der chup bethne k bad bola: English handle kar leti ho?
Ladki (sharmate hue): namkeen sath ho to desi bhi handle kar leti hu.🍺🍻


😎Bahen ki vidai per chota bhai bola:
Papa! Didi ro rahi Hain but
'JiJu to nahi ro rahay?
Papa:
Beta! Didi Gate tak royegi,
Jiju Qabar tak royga...😜
😆
The killer one...

Wife: Sunoji Ladka bahut paise udaane laga hai.😳 Jahan bhi chupati hoon, dhoondh leta hai😡
Husband: uski book me rakh de,😡 exam tak nahi dhundh payega.😳😜😉...take it easy