Pakistani humor -
Police ne car ko roka- Janaab, Ye suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehan kar
car chala rahe ho isliye aapko Rs. 5000 ka inaam diya jata hai. Aap is
inaam ka kya karoge..?
Car driver- Bhaijaan, Mai is inaam se apna driving license banwaunga.
Pichhli seat par baithi uski maa boli- Iski baat ka yakin mat karo. Ye
sharab pi kar kuch bhi bolta hai.
Uske papa neend se jaage aur police ko dekh ke bole- Mujhe pata tha ki
chori ki car me hum zyada dur nahi jaa payenge.
Tabhi dikki se awaz aayi- Bhaijan, humne border cross kar liya kya..???
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