Teacher asks johny: if dere were 5 birds on a tree n u shot 1

Teacher asks johny: if dere were 5 birds on a tree n u shot 1, how many r left? johny: none, as othrs vil fly away.
Teacher: d ans is 4 but i like d way u think.
Johny: i have a question madam. If 3 women r eating icecream. one licking, one biting n one suckin, which one is married.
Teacher in sweat n nervousnes: well, d one sucking d cone.
johny: no, d one wid wedding ring on her finger. But i like d way u think mam.