Sunday, July 11, 2010

A woman in a Jewellers store

A woman in a Jewellers store, Farts while bending over to look at a Beautiful Diamond ring.She looks round, embarrassed, & sees the salesman standing behind her.Totally professional, (DDG) he says, "Good day Madam, How may I help U?"
Hoping that maybe he hadn't heard her 'accident', she asks "Sir, whats the Price of this lovely Ring?"
He answers,
"Madam, if U Farted just Looking at it, U're going to Shit when I'll tell U the Price"

A woman in a Jewellers store

A woman in a Jewellers store, Farts while bending over to look at a
Beautiful Diamond ring.She looks round, embarrassed, & sees the
salesman standing behind her.Totally professional, (DDG) he says,
"Good day Madam, How may I help U?"
Hoping that maybe he hadn't heard her 'accident', she asks "Sir, whats
the Price of this lovely Ring?"
He answers,
"Madam, if U Farted just Looking at it, U're going to Shit when I'll
tell U the Price"

Height of respect :-

Height of respect :-
Hum sirf ye soch kar paper khali de aate hai ki kahin teacher ye na kahen ki.. "Dekho aaj k bachche bado ko jawab dete hai"
Sanskaar u know:p

On 7/11/10, karam dhawan wrote:
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Height of respect :-

Height of respect :-
Hum sirf ye soch kar paper khali de aate hai ki kahin teacher ye na kahen ki.. "Dekho aaj k bachche bado ko jawab dete hai"
Sanskaar u know

Height of respect :-

Height of respect :-
Hum sirf ye soch kar paper khali de aate hai ki kahin teacher ye na kahen ki.. "Dekho aaj k bachche bado ko jawab dete hai"
Sanskaar u know

Height of respect :-

Height of respect :-
Hum sirf ye soch kar paper khali de aate hai ki kahin teacher ye na kahen ki..
"Dekho aaj k bachche bado ko jawab dete hai"
Sanskaar u know

Height of respect :-

Height of respect :-
Hum sirf ye soch kar paper khali de aate hai ki kahin teacher ye na kahen ki..
"Dekho aaj k bachche bado ko jawab dete hai"
Sanskaar u know

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Saturday, July 10, 2010

Success is like a fart

Success is like a fart, bearable only when its ur own

BABY: Mom, Kya aap bhi raat ko meri tarah PANTY me SuSu karti ho?

BABY: Mom, Kya aap bhi raat ko meri tarah PANTY me SuSu karti ho ?MOM
:Nahi beta par aisa kyu puchha ?BABY:To phir raat me Papa aapki PANTY
kyu Utarte hai?

Sri Sri: When you see beauty or fall in love

Sri Sri: When you see beauty or fall in love with something, you want
to possess it, have it. When you get it, it looses its significance.

अंडे का चिल्ला (Fluffy egg omelette chilla )

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