A woman in a Jewellers store

A woman in a Jewellers store, Farts while bending over to look at a
Beautiful Diamond ring.She looks round, embarrassed, & sees the
salesman standing behind her.Totally professional, (DDG) he says,
"Good day Madam, How may I help U?"
Hoping that maybe he hadn't heard her 'accident', she asks "Sir, whats
the Price of this lovely Ring?"
He answers,
"Madam, if U Farted just Looking at it, U're going to Shit when I'll
tell U the Price"