1 Aadmi-sasuraal gya

1 Aadmi-sasuraal gya,Uski sasu ne use 7din tak subah-sham paalak ka
saag khilaya.
8ve din pucha kya khaoge?
Aadmi bola: khet dikha do mai khud hi char aaunga.

A woman in a Jewellers store

A woman in a Jewellers store, Farts while bending over to look at a Beautiful Diamond ring.She looks round, embarrassed, & sees the salesman standing behind her.Totally professional, (DDG) he says, "Good day Madam, How may I help U?"
Hoping that maybe he hadn't heard her 'accident', she asks "Sir, whats the Price of this lovely Ring?"
He answers,
"Madam, if U Farted just Looking at it, U're going to Shit when I'll tell U the Price"

A woman in a Jewellers store

A woman in a Jewellers store, Farts while bending over to look at a
Beautiful Diamond ring.She looks round, embarrassed, & sees the
salesman standing behind her.Totally professional, (DDG) he says,
"Good day Madam, How may I help U?"
Hoping that maybe he hadn't heard her 'accident', she asks "Sir, whats
the Price of this lovely Ring?"
He answers,
"Madam, if U Farted just Looking at it, U're going to Shit when I'll
tell U the Price"

Height of respect :-

Height of respect :-
Hum sirf ye soch kar paper khali de aate hai ki kahin teacher ye na kahen ki.. "Dekho aaj k bachche bado ko jawab dete hai"
Sanskaar u know:p

On 7/11/10, karam dhawan wrote:
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Height of respect :-

Height of respect :-
Hum sirf ye soch kar paper khali de aate hai ki kahin teacher ye na kahen ki.. "Dekho aaj k bachche bado ko jawab dete hai"
Sanskaar u know

Height of respect :-

Height of respect :-
Hum sirf ye soch kar paper khali de aate hai ki kahin teacher ye na kahen ki.. "Dekho aaj k bachche bado ko jawab dete hai"
Sanskaar u know

Height of respect :-

Height of respect :-
Hum sirf ye soch kar paper khali de aate hai ki kahin teacher ye na kahen ki..
"Dekho aaj k bachche bado ko jawab dete hai"
Sanskaar u know

Height of respect :-

Height of respect :-
Hum sirf ye soch kar paper khali de aate hai ki kahin teacher ye na kahen ki..
"Dekho aaj k bachche bado ko jawab dete hai"
Sanskaar u know

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Success is like a fart

Success is like a fart, bearable only when its ur own

BABY: Mom, Kya aap bhi raat ko meri tarah PANTY me SuSu karti ho?

BABY: Mom, Kya aap bhi raat ko meri tarah PANTY me SuSu karti ho ?MOM
:Nahi beta par aisa kyu puchha ?BABY:To phir raat me Papa aapki PANTY
kyu Utarte hai?