A Woman was Kidnapped

A Woman was Kidnapped. The Kidnapper sent a piece of her finger to her husband & demanded money. Husband replied,

"I want More Proof;-)

Men r very kind while woman r very mean...

Men r very kind while woman r very mean...

Proof-Most of d woman dont like to help unknown male.
But all men r always there to help any unknown female !!;-)

4 Most Un-defined Things of Girls-

4 Most Un-defined Things of Girls-
1) "Tum Na Bahut WO HO"
(now who the Hell is 'WO'?)
2) "Mujhe Tumse Ye Umeed Nahi Thi".(no one will never know what was their 'UMEED')
3) "Tum Pehle Jaise Nahi Rahe" (Khud Tok-Tok ke Badalti Hain, then say "THIS") 4) "Sach Batana Main kaisi Lag Rahi Hoon"-(with no other option left, boys have to say "Beautiful"):-)...

Teacher asks johny: if dere were 5 birds on a tree n u shot 1

Teacher asks johny: if dere were 5 birds on a tree n u shot 1, how many r left? johny: none, as othrs vil fly away.
Teacher: d ans is 4 but i like d way u think.
Johny: i have a question madam. If 3 women r eating icecream. one licking, one biting n one suckin, which one is married.
Teacher in sweat n nervousnes: well, d one sucking d cone.
johny: no, d one wid wedding ring on her finger. But i like d way u think mam.

Teacher asks johny: if dere were 5 birds on a tree n u shot 1

Teacher asks johny: if dere were 5 birds on a tree n u shot 1, how many r left?
johny: none, as othrs vil fly away.
Teacher: d ans is 4 but i like d way u think.
Johny: i have a question madam. If 3 women r eating icecream. one
licking, one biting n one suckin, which one is married.
Teacher in sweat n nervousnes: well, d one sucking d cone.
johny: no, d one wid wedding ring on her finger. But i like d way u think mam.

Sri Sri: The moment you feel a connection

Sri Sri: The moment you feel a connection from your side,know you have been connected.Otherwise you won't come near this knowledge, this path

Sri Sri: The moment you feel a connection

Sri Sri: The moment you feel a connection from your side,know you have
been connected.Otherwise you won't come near this knowledge, this path

1st time Joke about sardarni

1st time Joke about sardarni.

BREAKNG NEWS: All ATMs in Punjab r jammed & not working. Bcoz,all Sardarnies put hair pin in machine when it said
"Enter ur PIN".

Sri Sri: You can feel love.

Sri Sri: You can feel love. You can experience love. But you cannot describe it or express it totally.

Sri Sri: Don't think-I have many duties

Sri Sri: Don't think-I have many duties.How will I fulfill them? When you think something is your duty,there is no beauty in it.Love your job

Sri Sri: A devotee is not there even for

Sri Sri: A devotee is not there even for wisdom. He is deeply in love with the master, with the infinity, whether he gets enlightened or not.