Beta-Papa agar apko pta chale ki me 1st Divison paas hua

Beta-Papa agar apko pta chale ki me 1st Divison paas hua to apko kaisa lagega? PAPA-Me to Khushi se Pagal ho jaunga. Beta-Bus isi Dar se me Fail ho gaya hu....!

Lady Teacher:-Soch Aur Wahem Me Kya Fark hai?

Lady Teacher:-Soch Aur Wahem Me Kya Fark hai?Student:-Aap mast item hai Ye hamari Soch hai,aur hum abhi Bacche hai ye Aap Ka Weham hai...:-P

Chal... Jaldi chal yaar!

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Chal... Jaldi chal yaar!

Jo Log jaagne wale hain,
unhe Good Morning
bol kar aate hain..
GOOD MORNING.

Sri Sri: The nature of joy is to share

Sri Sri: The nature of joy is to share, to expand and to stretch.

Friend- After 70 yrs u still call ur wife darling

Frnd- After 70 yrs u still call ur wife darling ,Honey,Luv.Wat's d secret ?Old man: Her name had slipped off my mind 10yr ago& i'm very scared 2ask wot it is?

Killer joke! :D

Killer joke!

3 sardar picnic par gae whan ja kr yad aya k pepsi to ghar bhul gye Decide kia k sab se chota sardar ja kr pepsi le aye,
sardar:Main is shart par jata hu k tum mere ane tk smose nhi khaoge Dono ne kaha thik hai
1 din guzr gya sardar ni aya
2 din guzr gae
2no ne socha k ab smose kha lne chahye
Jse hi smosa uthaya chota sardar ped k piche se nikal k bola. "AISE KAROGE TOH ME NAHI JAWUNGA.

A Woman was Kidnapped

A Woman was Kidnapped. The Kidnapper sent a piece of her finger to her husband & demanded money. Husband replied,

"I want More Proof;-)

Men r very kind while woman r very mean...

Men r very kind while woman r very mean...

Proof-Most of d woman dont like to help unknown male.
But all men r always there to help any unknown female !!;-)

4 Most Un-defined Things of Girls-

4 Most Un-defined Things of Girls-
1) "Tum Na Bahut WO HO"
(now who the Hell is 'WO'?)
2) "Mujhe Tumse Ye Umeed Nahi Thi".(no one will never know what was their 'UMEED')
3) "Tum Pehle Jaise Nahi Rahe" (Khud Tok-Tok ke Badalti Hain, then say "THIS") 4) "Sach Batana Main kaisi Lag Rahi Hoon"-(with no other option left, boys have to say "Beautiful"):-)...

Teacher asks johny: if dere were 5 birds on a tree n u shot 1

Teacher asks johny: if dere were 5 birds on a tree n u shot 1, how many r left? johny: none, as othrs vil fly away.
Teacher: d ans is 4 but i like d way u think.
Johny: i have a question madam. If 3 women r eating icecream. one licking, one biting n one suckin, which one is married.
Teacher in sweat n nervousnes: well, d one sucking d cone.
johny: no, d one wid wedding ring on her finger. But i like d way u think mam.

Teacher asks johny: if dere were 5 birds on a tree n u shot 1

Teacher asks johny: if dere were 5 birds on a tree n u shot 1, how many r left?
johny: none, as othrs vil fly away.
Teacher: d ans is 4 but i like d way u think.
Johny: i have a question madam. If 3 women r eating icecream. one
licking, one biting n one suckin, which one is married.
Teacher in sweat n nervousnes: well, d one sucking d cone.
johny: no, d one wid wedding ring on her finger. But i like d way u think mam.