A guy walks into the bar. Guy: 6 double vodka.

A guy walks into the bar.
Guy: 6 double vodka.
Bartender: Wow!U must hv had 1 hell of a day!!
Guy:Yes..I jst found out dat my eldr brothr is gay.:-D
D nxt day d same guy walks into the bar.
Guy:6 double vodka.
Bartndr:Wat's d prblm today?
Guy:I've just found out dat my youngr brothr is gay 2!:-D
On d 3rd day d guy came to d bar n ordrs another 6 double vodka.
Bartender:Jeese! Doesn't nybody in ur family lyk women?
Guy:Yeah.
My WIFE !!:-

Delhi traffic update sept 12 2010

Traffic movement is slow on these roads due water logging:- Rama Road
Najafgarh, Moti Nagar, Jakhira, New rohtak road, Kamal T-point to
Karolbagh due to heavy water logging.

Tarffic movement is slow at Dhaula Kuan towards Maya Puri Ring Road
due to heavy water logging.

Traffic movement is slow at Chatta Rail under railway bridge near red
fort, Mori Gate towards Tis Hazari, Hanuman setu under flyover, Monkey
Bridge towards Rajghat due to water logging.

Snta: O kudi kinni soni hai. Bnta: Eh kudi

Snta: O kudi kinni soni hai. Bnta: Eh kudi theek nhi. Snta: kyo?
Bnta: Mai aj bank gya c, eh counter te bethi c. Agge name plate te
likhya c " CHALU KHAta..

BeWajah kisi ko Sataya Nahi Karte,U Hi Kisi Ko TADPAYA Nhi Karte..

BeWajah kisi ko Sataya Nahi Karte,U Hi Kisi Ko TADPAYA Nhi Karte,Jinki
SANSE Chalti Ho AAPKE KHooN se. ALLOUT Jalakar Unhe Bhagaya Nahi
Karte. :D

Santa-Simla ja rha hu, Raste me biwi ko khai me gira duga

Santa-Simla ja rha hu, Raste me biwi ko khai me gira duga
Banta: Meri b leja,Use b gira dena
Santa:Thik h,Agr tu bura na mane to use vapsi me gira du;-)

Take Life Your Way Remember you are born to live. Don’t live because you are born!....

Take Life Your Way Remember you are born to live. Don't live because you are born! Don't go the way life takes you… Take life the way you go!!

Santa kafi tym baad pind gaya, Pind di jamin to miti fad k te sung k bolea,'Pind di miti di ..

Santa kafi tym baad pind gaya, Pind di jamin to miti fad k te sung k
bolea,'Pind di miti di khushbu hi vakhri aa'.Banta:Kanjra dhyan nal
vekh eh sukhi SHIT aa..

$ This puzzl joke can evn dmge ur nervous system:D

$ This puzzl joke can evn dmge ur nervous system

Who is the leadr of ducks?

:-?

Ans. Frog

Y?

Bcoz Frog is

'Mainduck'$

Life mein,ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna.......

Life mein,ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna.

Cream biscuits main cream hota h

par

Tiger biscuits main Tiger nahi hota.Gn:-) Tink tink tiding;-)

Sri Sri: Everywhere you see in this creation, there is divine love.

Sri Sri: Everywhere you see in this creation, there is divine love.
Love is the highest, the greatest and the simplest force.

Beeti huyi zindagi ki kuchh itni si kahani hai..

Beeti huyi zindagi ki kuchh itni si kahani hai..

Beeti huyi zindagi ki kuchh itni si kahani hai..

Kuch hum khud barbaad hue.Kuch ITM ki meharbani hai......