Before mariage Boy-I hav bin waitng 4 dis day

Before mariage
Boy-I hav bin waitng 4 dis day
Grl-Do u wnt me 2 leave?
B-NO,dont even think abt it
G-do u luv me?
B-of course
G-Will u ever cheat me?
B-never in my lyf
G-Will u kis me?
B-Every chance I get
G-Wil u hit me?
B-R u crazy
G-CAN I TRUST U?
B-YES
G-SWT HEART
AFTER MARRIAGE
ab niche se uper padho...? :D

Teachar -NAADE ko english me kya kehte hai ?

Teachar -NAADE ko english me kya kehte hai ?

GOLU - P.H.D.

Tchr - kya matlab ?

GOLU - Pajama Holding device.

Opration ke bad patient bola: "Doctor sahab Kya ab mai ROG-MUKT hu?"

Opration ke bad patient bola: "Doctor sahab Kya ab mai ROG-MUKT hu?"

Samne se Jawab mila: "Beta,Doctor sahab to Dharti pe reh gaye,
Mai to CHITRAGUPT hu.."

This pj might damage your senses to think.. :D

This pj might damage your senses to think..

What would you get if a cow dances?
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Guidance:-)...:-D

Every man wants a wife who is Beautiful, Understanding

Every man wants a wife who is Beautiful, Understanding, Economical and
a Good Cook. But the law allows only ONE!!!

A guy walks into the bar. Guy: 6 double vodka.

A guy walks into the bar.
Guy: 6 double vodka.
Bartender: Wow!U must hv had 1 hell of a day!!
Guy:Yes..I jst found out dat my eldr brothr is gay.:-D
D nxt day d same guy walks into the bar.
Guy:6 double vodka.
Bartndr:Wat's d prblm today?
Guy:I've just found out dat my youngr brothr is gay 2!:-D
On d 3rd day d guy came to d bar n ordrs another 6 double vodka.
Bartender:Jeese! Doesn't nybody in ur family lyk women?
Guy:Yeah.
My WIFE !!:-

Delhi traffic update sept 12 2010

Traffic movement is slow on these roads due water logging:- Rama Road
Najafgarh, Moti Nagar, Jakhira, New rohtak road, Kamal T-point to
Karolbagh due to heavy water logging.

Tarffic movement is slow at Dhaula Kuan towards Maya Puri Ring Road
due to heavy water logging.

Traffic movement is slow at Chatta Rail under railway bridge near red
fort, Mori Gate towards Tis Hazari, Hanuman setu under flyover, Monkey
Bridge towards Rajghat due to water logging.

Snta: O kudi kinni soni hai. Bnta: Eh kudi

Snta: O kudi kinni soni hai. Bnta: Eh kudi theek nhi. Snta: kyo?
Bnta: Mai aj bank gya c, eh counter te bethi c. Agge name plate te
likhya c " CHALU KHAta..

BeWajah kisi ko Sataya Nahi Karte,U Hi Kisi Ko TADPAYA Nhi Karte..

BeWajah kisi ko Sataya Nahi Karte,U Hi Kisi Ko TADPAYA Nhi Karte,Jinki
SANSE Chalti Ho AAPKE KHooN se. ALLOUT Jalakar Unhe Bhagaya Nahi
Karte. :D

Santa-Simla ja rha hu, Raste me biwi ko khai me gira duga

Santa-Simla ja rha hu, Raste me biwi ko khai me gira duga
Banta: Meri b leja,Use b gira dena
Santa:Thik h,Agr tu bura na mane to use vapsi me gira du;-)

Take Life Your Way Remember you are born to live. Don’t live because you are born!....

Take Life Your Way Remember you are born to live. Don't live because you are born! Don't go the way life takes you… Take life the way you go!!