Aaj ki Mahabharat- Read it

Aaj ki Mahabharat- Read it

Pakistani humor

Pakistani humor -

Police ne car ko roka- Janaab, Ye suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehan kar

car chala rahe ho isliye aapko Rs. 5000 ka inaam diya jata hai. Aap is

inaam ka kya karoge..?

Car driver- Bhaijaan, Mai is inaam se apna driving license banwaunga.

Pichhli seat par baithi uski maa boli- Iski baat ka yakin mat karo. Ye

sharab pi kar kuch bhi bolta hai.

Uske papa neend se jaage aur police ko dekh ke bole- Mujhe pata tha ki

chori ki car me hum zyada dur nahi jaa payenge.

Tabhi dikki se awaz aayi- Bhaijan, humne border cross kar liya kya..???

Techer- Kal Suraj Par Lecture Dungi Sabko Aana Hoga.

Techer- Kal Suraj Par Lecture Dungi Sabko Aana Hoga.

GOLU-Mai Nahi Aa Sakta.

Teacher-Q

GOLU-Mummy Itni Dur Nahi Jane Degi

I am not a pencil to write your happiness...

I am not a pencil to write your happiness... But I will be a nice
rubber to erase all your sorrows.......

"To Have good relations with all, we should keep our nature like a Theatre Screen.

"To Have good relations with all, we should keep our nature like a
Theatre Screen.It accepts All Characters & colours ; but remains
Peacefully White..."

Ironical but true:When u r HAPPY u want to reach the person u love the most..!

Ironical but true:

When u r HAPPY u want to reach the person u love the most..!

But wen u r SAD u want 2 reach the person who loves u the most.

Santa-Dharti par 1waqt aisa aayega, jab sirf Sardaro ki hi hukumat hogi

Santa-Dharti par 1waqt aisa aayega, jab sirf Sardaro ki hi hukumat hogi
Banta-Kyu
Santa-Kyuki baki insan to tab tak tarakki karke chand par pahuch jayenge.!!:

Rajnikanth sms: Rajnikanth and Sunday

Rajnikanth and Sunday

One day Rajnikanth bunked school.

 

Since then it is known as Sunday

Rajnikanth sms: Rajnikanth and iPad

Rajnikanth and iPad


Rajnikanth can make calls from his iPod to his iPad...!!!

Rajnikanth sms: Rajnikanth and oxford dictionary

Rajnikanth and oxford dictionary

Rajnikanth was practicing for spelling test.

The rough sheet he used is today known as the oxford dictionary!!

Rajnikanth SMS: Rajnikanth and Morning Walk

Rajnikanth and Morning Walk

Once Rajnikanth gone for a walk and after one hour police arrested him u know why ?????
He reached USA and having No Visa with him