Har Kisi Ki Taqdir Achhi Nhi Hoti,Haatho Me

Har Kisi Ki Taqdir Achhi Nhi Hoti,Haatho Me Mohbt Ki Lakir Nhi
Hoti,Mohbt Mile To Qadar Kar Lena,Warna Unse Puchho Jinki Mohbt Unke
Karib Nhi Hoti.

Bollywood humor:Latest movie of big b released:

Bollywood humor: Latest movie of big b released:BUDA HOGA TERA
BAAP............. and aishwariya is pregnent...wat a
coincidence................. n as usual abhishek has no idea.

Aaj ki Mahabharat- Read it

Aaj ki Mahabharat- Read it

Pakistani humor

Pakistani humor -

Police ne car ko roka- Janaab, Ye suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehan kar

car chala rahe ho isliye aapko Rs. 5000 ka inaam diya jata hai. Aap is

inaam ka kya karoge..?

Car driver- Bhaijaan, Mai is inaam se apna driving license banwaunga.

Pichhli seat par baithi uski maa boli- Iski baat ka yakin mat karo. Ye

sharab pi kar kuch bhi bolta hai.

Uske papa neend se jaage aur police ko dekh ke bole- Mujhe pata tha ki

chori ki car me hum zyada dur nahi jaa payenge.

Tabhi dikki se awaz aayi- Bhaijan, humne border cross kar liya kya..???

Techer- Kal Suraj Par Lecture Dungi Sabko Aana Hoga.

Techer- Kal Suraj Par Lecture Dungi Sabko Aana Hoga.

GOLU-Mai Nahi Aa Sakta.

Teacher-Q

GOLU-Mummy Itni Dur Nahi Jane Degi

I am not a pencil to write your happiness...

I am not a pencil to write your happiness... But I will be a nice
rubber to erase all your sorrows.......

"To Have good relations with all, we should keep our nature like a Theatre Screen.

"To Have good relations with all, we should keep our nature like a
Theatre Screen.It accepts All Characters & colours ; but remains
Peacefully White..."

Ironical but true:When u r HAPPY u want to reach the person u love the most..!

Ironical but true:

When u r HAPPY u want to reach the person u love the most..!

But wen u r SAD u want 2 reach the person who loves u the most.

Santa-Dharti par 1waqt aisa aayega, jab sirf Sardaro ki hi hukumat hogi

Santa-Dharti par 1waqt aisa aayega, jab sirf Sardaro ki hi hukumat hogi
Banta-Kyu
Santa-Kyuki baki insan to tab tak tarakki karke chand par pahuch jayenge.!!:

Rajnikanth sms: Rajnikanth and Sunday

Rajnikanth and Sunday

One day Rajnikanth bunked school.

 

Since then it is known as Sunday

Rajnikanth sms: Rajnikanth and iPad

Rajnikanth and iPad


Rajnikanth can make calls from his iPod to his iPad...!!!