Positive thinking poem: D

Positive thinking poem:
little bird in d sky,
dropping potty on ur eye,
u dont worry,
u dont cry,
u just thank GOD dat
buffallos dont fly.

Positive approach:A Single Logic To

Positive approach:
A Single Logic To
Stop Getting Hurt Is
By Believing That
"Nothing Is Mine."

Husband wife sms: Pehle Wo Meri GirlFrnd Thi Mai Bolta Tha Wo Sunti Thi

Pehle Wo Meri GirlFrnd Thi
Mai Bolta Tha Wo Sunti Thi

fir Wo Mangetar Bani Wo Bolti Thi Mai Sunta Tha,

JabSe Wo Biwi Bani Hum dono Bolte hai mohalla suNta hai

Har Kisi Ki Taqdir Achhi Nhi Hoti,Haatho Me

Har Kisi Ki Taqdir Achhi Nhi Hoti,Haatho Me Mohbt Ki Lakir Nhi
Hoti,Mohbt Mile To Qadar Kar Lena,Warna Unse Puchho Jinki Mohbt Unke
Karib Nhi Hoti.

Bollywood humor:Latest movie of big b released:

Bollywood humor: Latest movie of big b released:BUDA HOGA TERA
BAAP............. and aishwariya is pregnent...wat a
coincidence................. n as usual abhishek has no idea.

Aaj ki Mahabharat- Read it

Aaj ki Mahabharat- Read it

Pakistani humor

Pakistani humor -

Police ne car ko roka- Janaab, Ye suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehan kar

car chala rahe ho isliye aapko Rs. 5000 ka inaam diya jata hai. Aap is

inaam ka kya karoge..?

Car driver- Bhaijaan, Mai is inaam se apna driving license banwaunga.

Pichhli seat par baithi uski maa boli- Iski baat ka yakin mat karo. Ye

sharab pi kar kuch bhi bolta hai.

Uske papa neend se jaage aur police ko dekh ke bole- Mujhe pata tha ki

chori ki car me hum zyada dur nahi jaa payenge.

Tabhi dikki se awaz aayi- Bhaijan, humne border cross kar liya kya..???

Techer- Kal Suraj Par Lecture Dungi Sabko Aana Hoga.

Techer- Kal Suraj Par Lecture Dungi Sabko Aana Hoga.

GOLU-Mai Nahi Aa Sakta.

Teacher-Q

GOLU-Mummy Itni Dur Nahi Jane Degi

I am not a pencil to write your happiness...

I am not a pencil to write your happiness... But I will be a nice
rubber to erase all your sorrows.......

"To Have good relations with all, we should keep our nature like a Theatre Screen.

"To Have good relations with all, we should keep our nature like a
Theatre Screen.It accepts All Characters & colours ; but remains
Peacefully White..."

Ironical but true:When u r HAPPY u want to reach the person u love the most..!

Ironical but true:

When u r HAPPY u want to reach the person u love the most..!

But wen u r SAD u want 2 reach the person who loves u the most.