Flirt sms : A cute love story-

A cute love story-
Boy: Kya main tumhe pyara lagta hu.?
Girl: Nahi.
Boy: Kaya tum mere 7 rehna chahti ho?
Girl: Nahi.
Boy: Aagr main marr jaun to tum rougi?
Girl: Nahi.
Ladka bohat udas ho gaya use bahat dukh hua or woh rone laga.
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LaDki ne use apne qareeb kiya or kaha:
Tum Pyare nahi bahut Khoobsoorat ho.
Main tumhare saath Rehna nahi balki Jeena chahti hun.
Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Roungi nahi Marr jaungi.
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Please agar aisi ladki kahi mile
to.... is number pe khabar karna.
981xxxxxx.
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Note: Number change kar k ladki ki zindagi kharab na karein.
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Teachr-Itne din se kahaan the?

Teachr-Itne din se kahaan the?
santa-Bird flu ho gya tha.
Teachr-Par ye to Birds me hota h.
santa-abe saale tune Insaan samja hi kab,roz to Murga bana deta h:D
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Ek prem kahani fark sirf itna hai.

Ek prem kahani
fark sirf itna hai.
Uski barat gayi.
Meri maut aayi.
Phool us par bhi the.
Phool muje par bhi the.
Mahphil waha bhi thi.
Mahphil yaha bhi thi.
Unka hasna vahan tha.
Inka rona yaha bhi tha.
Sahilya uski bhi thi.
Dost mere bhi.
Kaji udar bhi tha.
Molvi idar bhi the.
Wo saj ke gayi
muje sajaya gaya.
Wo uth ke gayi.
Muje uthaya gaya.
Fark sirf itna tha dosto use apnaya gaya.
Aur muje dafnaya gaya yaaro.
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"Shareef Ladke"aur "DIANASOUR"

"Shareef Ladke"
aur
"DIANASOUR"
me kya similarity hai..?

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simple...

Dono ab is Duniya me nahi rahe.!
gn
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Nice quote In GURU GRANTH SAHIB -

Nice Lines In GURU GRANTH SAHIB -
" Meri AUKAT Se Badhkar Mujhe Kuch Na Dena Mere MALIK, Kyuki Jarurat Se Jyada ROSHNI Bhi Insaan Ko Andha Bana deti Hai "
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4 dost beer p rahe the

4 dost beer p rahe the
k
table pe rakha mobile baja.
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Man-hello
wife-Janu I am in market,kya me 50000 ka gold set le lu?
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Man-ha janu le lo.
Wife-Silk saree b jo 5500 ki he?
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Man-1 nhi, 2-4 lelo.
Wife-Ok dear tumhara credit card mere pas he, usi se le rhi hu.
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Man-ha theek he.
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Sare dost bole-Tu pagal he ya tujhe chadh gai he ya tu hume batana chahta k tu bv ko kitna chahta he.
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Man-Wo sab chhodo,
pehle ye batao k ye
MOBILE KISKA HAI?
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4 dostbeer p rahe thektable pe rakha mobile baja..

4 dost
beer p rahe the
k
table pe rakha mobile baja.
.
Man-hello
wife-Janu I am in market,kya me 50000 ka gold set le lu?
.
Man-ha janu le lo.
Wife-Silk saree b jo 5500 ki he?
.
Man-1 nhi, 2-4 lelo.
Wife-Ok dear tumhara credit card mere pas he, usi se le rhi hu.
.
Man-ha theek he.
.
Sare dost bole-Tu pagal he ya tujhe chadh gai he ya tu hume batana chahta k tu bv ko kitna chahta he.
.
Man-Wo sab chhodo,
pehle ye batao k ye
MOBILE KISKA HAI?
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Santa sms : Waiter:Ur bill Sir.

Waiter:
Ur bill Sir.

Santa: Take my Card.
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Waiter:But Sir, this is Ration Card.
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Snta:To phir bahar kya majak me likha hai-
"ALL CARDS ACCEPTED.:p
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When U r in Love, U make Wonders happen...:)

When U r in Love, U make Wonders happen...:)

Once Married , U Wonder , What happened...:!!!!!.........!!!!!
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Double meaning sms : Maine apni zindgi mein bahut dhoke khaye hai

Maine apni zindgi mein bahut dhoke khaye hai

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Apple
Orange
Chiku
Sabzi
etc
etc..

Tum bhi sab dhoke hi khaya karo;)
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Ek Aurat Saheli se:-Mujhe bacha

Ek Aurat Saheli se:-Mujhe bacha nahi ho raha??Saheli:-Tumhare pati me fault hoga?Aurat:- Pati me fault ho to kya hua, pure mohalle me to fault nahi ho sakta.
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