Funny murgi: 3 poultry farms ki inspection ho rhi thi.

3 poultry farms ki inspection ho rhi thi.
Inspector: Tum murgiyo ko kya khilate ho?

1st:-"Bajra"
Inspector: Wrong food, arrest him.

2nd:-"Chawal"
inspector:-Wrong food, arrest him.

3rd darr gya or kehne laga:
"hum to ji murgiyo ko 5-5 Rs de dete hai k jo tumhari marji ho ja kar khalo..
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Boy on DATE With GF in Restornt

Boy on DATE With GF in Restrornt
Jaan M tumse 1 bat kahna chahta hu
Gf:kya?
Bf:I m already married
Grl-Tumne to dra diya Main Samjhi tumhare Pas paise nhi h.:p
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Realty Bytes: Taj Mahal - Some lesser known facts

Realty Bytes: Taj Mahal - Some lesser known facts***
   
*We know TAJ MAHAL as  the defining symbol of love, but lesser knownfacts are: *****     *****1. Mumtaz was Shahjahan's 4th wife out of his 7 wives (great). ******2. Shahjahan killed Mumtaz's husband to marry her (excellent). ******3. Mumtaz died during her 14th delivery (Wow). ******4. After her death Shahjahan married Mumtaz's sister (Amazing). *****  ****:) What the h--- , then, did love have to do with this monumental construction
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Naughty sms : WIFE: Aaj Main sirf Towel Me Thi Or SasurJi Aa Gaye.

WIFE: Aaj Main sirf Towel Me Thi Or SasurJi Aa Gaye.
SANTA: FIR?
WIFE: Fir kya! Maine TOWEL Kholke GHUNGHAT Bana Liya.!
Aakhir SANSKAR Mujh me Bhi hai..
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Truthful quote: Life ka original sach.

Life ka original sach.
"Akele Aaye The, Akele Jayenge".
Par Sach To Ye Hai,"Bina 2 logo K Koi Aata Nahi Aur Bina 4 logo K Koi Jata Nahi.!"
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Ultimate quote lines: Us insan par bharosa karo jo

Us insan par bharosa karo jo tumhari 3 baate jaan sake..
1-Muskurahat ke pichhe dukh
2-Gusse ke pichhe pyar
3-Chup rehne ke pichhe vajah
GOOD Afternoon

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Love story sms: Ek prem kahanifark sirf itna hai.

Ek prem kahani
fark sirf itna hai.
Uski barat gayi.
Meri maut aayi.
Phool us par bhi the.
Phool muje par bhi the.
Mahphil waha bhi thi.
Mahphil yaha bhi thi.
Unka hasna vahan tha.
Inka rona yaha bhi tha.
Sahilya uski bhi thi.
Dost mere bhi.
Kaji udar bhi tha.
Molvi idar bhi the.
Wo saj ke gayi
muje sajaya gaya.
Wo uth ke gayi.
Muje uthaya gaya.
Fark sirf itna tha dosto use apnaya gaya.
Aur muje dafnaya gaya yaaro.
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Flirt sms : A cute love story-

A cute love story-
Boy: Kya main tumhe pyara lagta hu.?
Girl: Nahi.
Boy: Kaya tum mere 7 rehna chahti ho?
Girl: Nahi.
Boy: Aagr main marr jaun to tum rougi?
Girl: Nahi.
Ladka bohat udas ho gaya use bahat dukh hua or woh rone laga.
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LaDki ne use apne qareeb kiya or kaha:
Tum Pyare nahi bahut Khoobsoorat ho.
Main tumhare saath Rehna nahi balki Jeena chahti hun.
Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Roungi nahi Marr jaungi.
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Please agar aisi ladki kahi mile
to.... is number pe khabar karna.
981xxxxxx.
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Note: Number change kar k ladki ki zindagi kharab na karein.
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Teachr-Itne din se kahaan the?

Teachr-Itne din se kahaan the?
santa-Bird flu ho gya tha.
Teachr-Par ye to Birds me hota h.
santa-abe saale tune Insaan samja hi kab,roz to Murga bana deta h:D
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Ek prem kahani fark sirf itna hai.

Ek prem kahani
fark sirf itna hai.
Uski barat gayi.
Meri maut aayi.
Phool us par bhi the.
Phool muje par bhi the.
Mahphil waha bhi thi.
Mahphil yaha bhi thi.
Unka hasna vahan tha.
Inka rona yaha bhi tha.
Sahilya uski bhi thi.
Dost mere bhi.
Kaji udar bhi tha.
Molvi idar bhi the.
Wo saj ke gayi
muje sajaya gaya.
Wo uth ke gayi.
Muje uthaya gaya.
Fark sirf itna tha dosto use apnaya gaya.
Aur muje dafnaya gaya yaaro.
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"Shareef Ladke"aur "DIANASOUR"

"Shareef Ladke"
aur
"DIANASOUR"
me kya similarity hai..?

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simple...

Dono ab is Duniya me nahi rahe.!
gn
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