Double meaning sms Teacher asked hr stdnt Pappu: wo kya h jo cow k pas 4aur mere pas

Teacher asked hr stdnt Pappu: wo kya h jo cow k pas 4aur mere pas 2h?
Pappu:madam leg.
Mam: wo kya h jo tumhare pant me h & mere paticoat me nhi?
PAPPU: pocket.
Mam:wo kya h jo din me lene k bajay rat ko bistar pr lete h?
Pappu: Neend
Mam: wo kya h jo ldki 1st time karwane pr chillati h?
Pappu: kaan me chhed.
Mam: wo kya h jo aadha jane pr dard hota h pura jane pr maja aata h.
Pappu:Hatho me kangan.
Tum B Pappu ki tarah apni niyat saf rakho,
SOCH BADLO :p

Double meaning sms Arth ka Anarth

Arth ka Anarth-

Ek lift me 2 notice likhe the..

"Ladies ka khas khayal rakhe"

Aur uske neeche likha tha..





"Ek baar me 6 se zyada Aadmi na chadhe.."

Dont b Disappointed wen nobody

Dont b Disappointed wen nobody stands with u
Just Remember what Einstien Said:
"I am thankful to those who left me bcoz they taught me.i Can Do it ALONE 8-)

Nirmal baba

Girl-baba mere mobile me balance ni rhta kya kru.Nirmal baba-boyfrnd h ke nai, girl-nhi Baba-bus isliye he kirpa ruki h boyfrnd bana balnce kbi b khatam ni hoGa

For All My Drinker Friends

For All My Drinker Friends
1 Bahut Bade Sharabi Ki Car Ke Pichhe Likha Tha-

"Daru Piyo Insaan Bano.,
Dudh To Sala Kutta Bhi pita Hai
cheers!

Santa- apne Papa ki Shaadi ki Video

Santa- apne Papa ki Shaadi ki video dekh ke bola-"Papa Mujhe Bhi Apni Baarat Me Aisi Hi Item Girl Nachwani Hai.!"
Papa-"Saale! kaminey!
BUA Hai teri.. ;):D:p:p

nai yaar baat wo nai h mene usko pele

nai yaar baat wo nai h mene usko pele b smjaya ta ki mujse ese bat na kre.u know wat?usne apne naam se muje gift b beja.tuje to pta hi hai.Aur sabse zyada hairan to me is baat pe hu ki kuch bewakuf log kitne dhyan se ye msg padh rahe hai jaise mera koi secret msg galti se send hogaya ho.....:D

Pitaji ki patlun ek bilan choti

1 Maa ki request hai,
Plz agr free msg ho to itna felao k us k bete tk pahuch jaye!

Beta RAMESH,Suresh
Pitaji ki patlun ek bilan choti ho gyi ho to ghar aa jao

Double meaning sms

Double meaning sms
Agr Adhi Rat ko Apka Dil kre Or Biwi ka Mood Na
Ho To..
Biwi ko tang na karen..








khud Uthkr apne hath se



Pani Pee le..
Ek Bar Fir Apki Soch ko Salam!

Santa bank Me Chilaya-kisi Ki noto ki

Santa bank Me Chilaya-kisi Ki noto ki Gddi Jis Pe Lal rubr Bndha ho,Giri h kya?

Sbne Hath uthaya.

Snta-Note to koi Le Gya,
Ye rubbr pda Mila hai jiska h le lo

Sardar ne JOB K 1st day Computr pe 11 ghante guzare

Sardar ne JOB K 1st day Computr pe 11 ghante guzare..

Boss khushi se: Good, Aaj kya kiya?
Sardar:Keyboard ki ABCD aage pichhe lagi hui thi wo $ahi kr di.