Husband wife sms Who is a male.?

(For d 1st time something on a MAN, Do read it)
Who is a male.?

A male is the most beautiful part of God's creation who starts compromising @ a very tender age.
He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister.

He sacrifices his dreams for just smile on his parents face.

He sacrifices his full youth 4 his wife & children by working late @ night without any complain.

He builds their future by taking loans from banks & repaying them for a lifetime.

He struggles a lot & still has to bear scolding from his mother,wife & boss.

His mother,wife & boss all try 2 control him.
His life finally ends up only by compromising for others happiness.

Respect every male in ur life.
You will never know what he has sacrificed 4U.

Worth sending to every man to make him smile & every woman to make her realize his worth..:)

GF BF SMS Boyfriend to girlfriend

Boyfriend to girlfriend:
Hum dono kuch time sath reh lete he
Agr mizaj mile to shadi kr lenge or koi galti hui to alag ho jaynge
Girl:Galti kis k paas rahegi?

Husband wife sms

Patni:-
Tum mujhe apne sath Bangkok kyon nahi le ja rahe ho ?
Pati:-
Pagli hotel mein khane jao to tiffin sath nahi le ke jaate !!

Funny sms on five star ad

Please forwrd! Touching msg from mother to sons.Beta Ramesh & Suresh agar pitaji ki patloon ek bilaang choti ho gyi to ghar aa jao pitaji yuhi ghoom rahe h..:p

Double meaning sms Teacher asked hr stdnt Pappu: wo kya h jo cow k pas 4aur mere pas

Teacher asked hr stdnt Pappu: wo kya h jo cow k pas 4aur mere pas 2h?
Pappu:madam leg.
Mam: wo kya h jo tumhare pant me h & mere paticoat me nhi?
PAPPU: pocket.
Mam:wo kya h jo din me lene k bajay rat ko bistar pr lete h?
Pappu: Neend
Mam: wo kya h jo ldki 1st time karwane pr chillati h?
Pappu: kaan me chhed.
Mam: wo kya h jo aadha jane pr dard hota h pura jane pr maja aata h.
Pappu:Hatho me kangan.
Tum B Pappu ki tarah apni niyat saf rakho,
SOCH BADLO :p

Double meaning sms Arth ka Anarth

Arth ka Anarth-

Ek lift me 2 notice likhe the..

"Ladies ka khas khayal rakhe"

Aur uske neeche likha tha..





"Ek baar me 6 se zyada Aadmi na chadhe.."

Dont b Disappointed wen nobody

Dont b Disappointed wen nobody stands with u
Just Remember what Einstien Said:
"I am thankful to those who left me bcoz they taught me.i Can Do it ALONE 8-)

Nirmal baba

Girl-baba mere mobile me balance ni rhta kya kru.Nirmal baba-boyfrnd h ke nai, girl-nhi Baba-bus isliye he kirpa ruki h boyfrnd bana balnce kbi b khatam ni hoGa

For All My Drinker Friends

For All My Drinker Friends
1 Bahut Bade Sharabi Ki Car Ke Pichhe Likha Tha-

"Daru Piyo Insaan Bano.,
Dudh To Sala Kutta Bhi pita Hai
cheers!

Santa- apne Papa ki Shaadi ki Video

Santa- apne Papa ki Shaadi ki video dekh ke bola-"Papa Mujhe Bhi Apni Baarat Me Aisi Hi Item Girl Nachwani Hai.!"
Papa-"Saale! kaminey!
BUA Hai teri.. ;):D:p:p

nai yaar baat wo nai h mene usko pele

nai yaar baat wo nai h mene usko pele b smjaya ta ki mujse ese bat na kre.u know wat?usne apne naam se muje gift b beja.tuje to pta hi hai.Aur sabse zyada hairan to me is baat pe hu ki kuch bewakuf log kitne dhyan se ye msg padh rahe hai jaise mera koi secret msg galti se send hogaya ho.....:D