Funny sms: Psychology ka practical ho ra tha.

Funny sms: Psychology ka practical ho ra tha.

Profesr ne ek Chuhe k liye ek trf CAKE or dusri trf CHUHIYA rak di.

Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka.

Dusri baar Cake ko badal kar ROTI raki.

Chuha Roti ki trf lapka.

Is tarah kai baar food-item badle mgr Chuha har baar food ki trf bhaga.

Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi sbse badi taqat hai.

Itne me last row ki bench se studnt ki awaz aai:
Sir, ek bar Chuhiya badal ke bhi dekh lo, ho skta h wo uski BEHEN ho..$

Husband wife sms: "PATNI-Agar mai kho gayi to tum kya kroge.

Husband wife sms:

"PATNI-Agar mai kho gayi to tum kya kroge.

Santa-Nirmal-baba k pas jaunga.

PATNI- Tum kitne ache ho,kya kahoge unse
Santa-baba apki kripa honi Suru Ho gyi H

Sharabi sms : SHARABI hawa me coin toss karke bola-

Sharabi sms : SHARABI hawa me coin toss karke bola-
HEAD aaya to Whisky,
TAILS aaya to Vodka,
ZAMIN par khada raha to Rum
aur
HAWA me hi raha to MAA KASAM aajse Daru band.

Funny sms on dairy milk ad:Boy-cn i hav a bite of ur dairy milk?

Funny sms on dairy milk ad:Boy-cn i hav a bite of ur dairy milk?
Grl- kya mein apko jaanti hu?
Boy-jaldi de de behen momos khake aaya hun mirchi lagi h drame baad me kr liyo..:D;):ptc.

Collector, S.S.P. & Teacher were chatting :

Collector, S.S.P. & Teacher were chatting :
Collector:"Mera bahut Raub hai,main District ka maalik hoon."
SSP.:"Mera bhi bahut Raub hai,main kisi ko bhi andar kar sakta hoon."
Master:"Apna koi raub-waub nahi hai. Main to din bhar Laundo ki waat lagata hoon,aage unki marzi,wo Collector banein ya SSP.."

Reply sms : 2 electric engine were

Reply sms : 2 electric engine were moving in opp. Direction-one from east to west n d othr frm west to east. A wind blowing frm north to south. In which direction was d smoke frm d respective trains blowing.

Husband wife sms: Pati-Ye kya,tum 1 or suit le ayi? Abi parso hi

Husband wife sms: Pati-Ye kya,tum 1 or suit le ayi? Abi parso hi to..
Biwi-gusse me
kya kaha? Kya parso kya?
Bolo

Pati-Nhi parso B 1 hi layi thi, aj 2 le ati.

Naughty sms: History sir was on

Naughty sms: History sir was on leave.So science sir was askd to set d paper.The very 1st Q shocked students Q-1. Describe Jhansi Rani with a neat diagram & label the parts.

Santa banta sms: Santa introduces his family 2 his frnd :yeh m

Santa banta sms: Santa introduces his family 2 his frnd :yeh meri biwi,GOOGLE KAUR,ek sawal pucho das jawab deti hai..yeh mera beta, FACEBOOK SINGH, ghar ki har baat muhalle tak pahuchata hai...aur yeh meri beti, TWITTER KAUR, pura muhalla raat din follow karta hai ise

Humor on politics: Best SMS of the year:

Humor on politics: Best SMS of the year:

"Kya Ye BHRASHTACHAR kuchh le de ke khatam nahin ho sakta ??

Humor on politics: Gandhiji ne 1 Begunah admi ko Vakalat karke

Humor on politics: Gandhiji ne 1 Begunah admi ko Vakalat karke Fansi se bacha liya

Admi-Jab Aap nhi honge tb Begunaho ko kon bachayega?

Gandhiji-
meri PHOTO wala KAGAZ ka TUKDA