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Saturday, January 12, 2013

Funny sms:

MADAM: Tu RO kyu raha he?
LADKA: meri MUMMY mere PAPA ko KUTTA kehti he,
Aur mere PAPA unko BiLLi.
Mujhe samajh NAHi aata ki me"PILLA" hu ya
"BILLA

Boy friend girl friend sms:

Ishq me Daulat saari na luta dena,
Mummy papa k armaan khaak me na mila dena,
Ghr se mile h paise sabzi k liye ,
Bazar jakar janu ka cell rechg na kra dena;-

Naughty sms:

Son-kya pari aakash me udti h? Mom-ha, son-to apni kaam wali kyo nhi udti. Mom-vo pari nhi h. Son-par papa to use pari kehte h. Mom-to leh phir aaj he udegi...

Lady- Pandit g, meri shadi ko 5 saal ho gae h, muje baccha nai hua.
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Pandit- Mei Badrinath jakr tere nam ka dia jala dunga!10 saal baad...
Pandit uske ghar aya,dekha to 10 bache the...
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Pandit-badhai ho!Bacho k papa kaha h?.
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Lady- Wo badrinath gae h dia bujane k lie:D:p

Boy friend girl friend sms:

Boy: Mere pass apne Dost jaisi Car to nahi hai par tumhe apni palko par bitha ke ghumaunga,
Mere pass uss jaisa bada ghar to nahi hai par tumhe apne dil me rakhunga,
Mere pass uss jitne paise to nahi hai par main mazduri kar ke tujhe khilaunga, aur tumhe kya chahiye?

Girl: Bas kar pagle, Ab rulayega kya?
Chal apne uss dost ka number de... =))

Shayri SMS

Waqt thoda hai paas mere,
par bhut kuch abi karna baki hai,
Wo jakhm jo apno ne diye,
unhe abhi bharna baki hai,
Apke kandho ki adat si padd gayi hai mujhe,
kuch der apke sath mera chalna baki hai,
Shamshan me jalta chod kar mat jana, varna ruh kahegi k ruk ja e dost.
abi tere dost ka Dil jalna baki hai..

Happy LOHDI atte Gurupurav di lakh lakh badai

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Aise mat Dekho..

100gm "MUNGFALI" Bheji Hai..

Jyada Khush Mat Hona

Khane K Liye Nahi Hai...
ChheeL Kar Wapas Bhejo... Gurupurav aur lohdi par gachak bnani a. :
He he he
Happy LOHDI atte Gurupurav di lakh lakh badai