Friendship sms: Ek aisi line, jisse ulta padho ya sidha

Ek aisi line,
jisse ulta padho ya sidha,
Dono hi acche lagte hain,

"Hai zindagi toh DOST Hain"...!!

send to all friends who r imp to u..
👏🙏👍👍

Quote on life sms: Five undeniable Facts of Life:

Sorry couldn't resist this...had to post it here...
Five undeniable Facts of Life:
1. Don't educate your children to be rich. Educate
them to be Happy. So when they grow up, they will
know the value of things, not the price.
2. Best awarded words in London.
"Eat your food as your medicines.
Otherwise you have to eat medicines as your food"
3. The one who loves you will never leave you because
even if there are 100 reasons to give up, he will find
one reason to hold on.
4. There is a lot of difference between human being
and being human. A Few understand it.
5. U r loved when you are born. You will be loved
when you die. In between u have to manage...!

Naughty sms: A romantic moment Sahil par naujawan joda udaas baitha tha,

A romantic moment
Sahil par naujawan joda udaas baitha tha,
Ladke ne Ladki ko kaha kya bat hai udaas Q ho?
Ladki khamosh rahi.
Ladke se bardasht na hua or kaha koi waja to btao
Ladki door kinaarey par dekhne Lagi or Khamosh rahi
Ladka bola mujh se apna dukh Q chupa rhi ho?
Ladki ne apni palken jhukai or Us ki ankho se Ansu
nikal gaye.
Ladka tadap utha or bola ab bta do nhi to mai
jaan de dunga
Ladki ne bheegi palkon k saath Rait Par Likha
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"Paad Maar rahi thi
POTi Nikal Gai.. :)

Husband wife sms: Husband: "Hi Honey, I was driving to Susan's place along the coast road

Husband: "Hi Honey, I was driving to Susan's place along the coast road and had a sudden puncture. The car skidded and rolled over. Only a small tree kept me from sliding over a cliff and falling 500 feet. I managed to crawl out of the car only one second before the tree snapped and the car fell over the cliff. I am now in hospital with a broken arm, several broken ribs, a shattered kneecap and severe concussion."

Wife: "Who is Susan?"

Height of JOB satisfaction

Height of JOB satisfaction
A boy was appointed as a
Receptionist in a Girls hostel.
After 2 months the owner called
the boy and said,
Why haven't you come to collect
your salary? . . . . . . .
Boy: oh my god! SALARY bhi hai!!! 😜

maine poocha chand se ki dekha hai kahin, mere yaar sa ha

🌙maine poocha chand se ki dekha hai kahin, mere yaar sa haseen!!

🌙Chand ne kaha-

Dekho..,
pehli baat to yeh ki mein tere baap ka naukar nahi hu.😠

Dusri baat yeh ki itni upar se Kuch dikhai nahi deta..👀

Aur teesri baat yeh ki yeh nautanki tum log zameen tak hi rakho,
mere ko isme involve mat karo 🌍
😄😜😂
♣♠♣♠♣♠♣♠

♠♣♠♣♠♣♠♣

Husband wife sms: Husband.Jaan socha call kr lun, tum miss to kr rai hogi? Wife: Or subah jo larai

Husband.Jaan socha call kr lun, tum miss to kr rai hogi?
Wife: Or subah jo larai hui thi wo kya tha?
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Husband:
Oh fittay mun, ghar da number mil gya! 😛
💙 Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
I found a Leaflet in my newspaper this morning which read, 'ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC? CALL NOW. WE CAN HELP!!!'

I Called up. It Was A Liquor Shop Offer : 'Buy 3 & Get 1 Free'...
😝😜😂😆😋😅

Talaash Karo Ek Rooh Ki Jo Tumhare Dil Se Pyaar Kare, .

💘💕 "Talaash Karo Ek Rooh Ki Jo Tumhare Dil Se Pyaar Kare,
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Warna,
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Jism To Paiso Se Bhi Mil Jaaya Karte Hain!" 💕💘

KBC... Interesting Must read....

KBC... Interesting Must read....

You all know KBC is Good Business. But have you ever pondered how well?????

Any guesses?????

Let's see...

Airtel is charging Rs.6 per SMS sent for this contest. Assuming there are only 100 entries from say 10 cities of some 20 districts and 20 states...

6 (Rs. per SMS) x 100 (entries) x 10 (cities) x 20 (districts) x 20 (states) i.e. = 6 x 100 x 10 x 20 x 20 = Rs.24,00,000.

Rs.24 lakh in just 20 minutes (from people trying for the Rs.2 lakh cash prize). Imagine the scenario if 1000 entries try out from 100 cities?

The figure simply grows by 2 more zeroes and yields a whopping Rs.24 crore!!!!!

And it does not stop there. In practice, it could be another multiple of 100 or a multiple of 1000 on an average. In that case, it is 24 x 100 crore earnings in just 20 minutes on every episode!!!

And the prize money: A mere Rs.2 crore!!!!! (and from whose pocket?????)

Smart Business By Siddharth Basu! And the best part of the above calculation is just the SMS earning!!!!! What about the Ad money?????

A rough annual profit calculation goes like this:

(2400 x 5 x 4) (episode/month) x 12 = Rs.5,76,000 crore.

Let even 50% get dissolved in taxes and other payments; still, you will be left with (which includes

even the meagre Rs.480 crore of prize money, i.e., if every episode bags Rs.2 crore prize) –Rs.2,88,000 crore profit!!!!! (Only from SMS).

Therefore, a Very Simple Question: "KAUN BANEGA CROREPATI" and your options are...

A) SONY TV

B) AIRTEL

C) AMITABH BACHHAN

D) SIDDHARTH BASU

Computerji, iska jawab bataiye....

Answer: All FOUR..!!!!

Funny Facts About Engineers

Find it urself
Funny Facts About Engineers
1. For engineers every course apart from engineering is easy.
2. An engineer learns to power of getting up at 9.25 am and reaching in the class at 9.30 am.
3. T-shirt and jeans are engineers national dress and maggie national food.
4. A normal person will fix the broken things but an engineer will first brake that thing and than he would fix it. This is his lab work you don't have nay right to disturb him.
5. An engineer can build a car, space ship and they even can make time machine. However they just can't build a relationship with a girl.
6. An engineer don't care for the rise in rate of petrol or gold but they get mad when cigarette costs Rs.7 instead of Rs. 6.50
7. An engineer loves to solve a problem. If there is no problem than they will create one and would start solving it.
8. An engineer touches his car and phone more than his girl, if he have.
9. An engineer can have Dr. title but a doctor can't have Er. title.
10. An engineer can derive any relation just give them the final expression.
11. Are you made of copper(CU) and tellurium(TE), because you're CUTE. This is how Engineers flirt.
12. Non engineers have great mind, genius mind , brilliant mind but an engineer never mind.
13. An engineers's worst nightmare is teacher taking the class but not taking attendance.
14. An engineer can finish his syllabus in one night.
15. An Engineer knows nothing, but only an Engineer knows this.
16. An Engineer will never sleep in night and will never wake up in morning.
17. An Engineer is the most innocent person in front of his parents.
18. Never argue with an engineer because arguing with Engineers is like killing the mosquito on your cheek, you might or might not kill it, but you'll end up slapping yourself.
19. The most common dialogue on the opening day of an engineering college is, "Bhai, iss saal bhi koi khaas ladkiya nahi hain!"
20. No one can speak better English than an engineer who is having a bottle of beer in his hand
21. There is always a hidden folder in engineers laptop...............😀😬😎

Husband wife sms: Put your wife in a room & lock it.

Put your wife in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours & see who is Happy to see you, and who will BITE you ! 😝😝

(Readers are advised not to try this at home as these stunts were performed by professionals; who are now divorced; and living happily with their dog 😜