Husband wife sms: Husband.Jaan socha call kr lun, tum miss to kr rai hogi? Wife: Or subah jo larai

Husband.Jaan socha call kr lun, tum miss to kr rai hogi?
Wife: Or subah jo larai hui thi wo kya tha?
..
..
..
..
Husband:
Oh fittay mun, ghar da number mil gya! 😛
💙 Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
I found a Leaflet in my newspaper this morning which read, 'ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC? CALL NOW. WE CAN HELP!!!'

I Called up. It Was A Liquor Shop Offer : 'Buy 3 & Get 1 Free'...
😝😜😂😆😋😅