Arz kia hai ki,
Keh do samundar se ki jarurat nahi uski lehro ki...
bas 1 biwi kaafi hai zindgi mein tufaan laane ke liye!! ๐
Monday, September 23, 2013
Funny sms: Can't beat this one
Can't beat this one..........
A man dropped his iPhone5 in toilet๐ฝ n started crying...
Suddenly he realized that d toilet goddess๐ผ came and offered him a golden iPhone5.
..He tried to be modest n said I need my own iPhone5 not the gold one.
The goddess replied: Ye wahi phone hai saale.. dho le bas..๐๐
A man dropped his iPhone5 in toilet๐ฝ n started crying...
Suddenly he realized that d toilet goddess๐ผ came and offered him a golden iPhone5.
..He tried to be modest n said I need my own iPhone5 not the gold one.
The goddess replied: Ye wahi phone hai saale.. dho le bas..๐๐
Jago youth jago
Although a little longer msg.. Its worth a read,
Economics of Food Security Bill. Read to the end to understand impact on us & spread the word..
An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had recently failed an entire class. That class had insisted that congress food security bill will worked and that no one would sleep without food .
The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on congress plan". All grades will be averaged and everyone will receive the same grade so no one will fail and no one will receive an A.... (that means tax collected from us will be used for food security bill expensed. i.e equal distribution ).
After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy. As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little.
The second test average was a D! No one was happy. When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F.
As the tests proceeded, the scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else.
To their great surprise, ALL FAILED and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great, but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed.
These are possibly the 5 best sentences you'll ever read and all applicable to this experiment:
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation.
Can you think of a reason for not sharing this?
Neither could I....."
Economics of Food Security Bill. Read to the end to understand impact on us & spread the word..
An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had recently failed an entire class. That class had insisted that congress food security bill will worked and that no one would sleep without food .
The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on congress plan". All grades will be averaged and everyone will receive the same grade so no one will fail and no one will receive an A.... (that means tax collected from us will be used for food security bill expensed. i.e equal distribution ).
After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy. As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little.
The second test average was a D! No one was happy. When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F.
As the tests proceeded, the scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else.
To their great surprise, ALL FAILED and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great, but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed.
These are possibly the 5 best sentences you'll ever read and all applicable to this experiment:
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation.
Can you think of a reason for not sharing this?
Neither could I....."
Sunday, September 22, 2013
Friendship sms: Ek aisi line, jisse ulta padho ya sidha
Ek aisi line,
jisse ulta padho ya sidha,
Dono hi acche lagte hain,
"Hai zindagi toh DOST Hain"...!!
send to all friends who r imp to u..
๐๐๐๐
jisse ulta padho ya sidha,
Dono hi acche lagte hain,
"Hai zindagi toh DOST Hain"...!!
send to all friends who r imp to u..
๐๐๐๐
Quote on life sms: Five undeniable Facts of Life:
Sorry couldn't resist this...had to post it here...
Five undeniable Facts of Life:
1. Don't educate your children to be rich. Educate
them to be Happy. So when they grow up, they will
know the value of things, not the price.
2. Best awarded words in London.
"Eat your food as your medicines.
Otherwise you have to eat medicines as your food"
3. The one who loves you will never leave you because
even if there are 100 reasons to give up, he will find
one reason to hold on.
4. There is a lot of difference between human being
and being human. A Few understand it.
5. U r loved when you are born. You will be loved
when you die. In between u have to manage...!
Five undeniable Facts of Life:
1. Don't educate your children to be rich. Educate
them to be Happy. So when they grow up, they will
know the value of things, not the price.
2. Best awarded words in London.
"Eat your food as your medicines.
Otherwise you have to eat medicines as your food"
3. The one who loves you will never leave you because
even if there are 100 reasons to give up, he will find
one reason to hold on.
4. There is a lot of difference between human being
and being human. A Few understand it.
5. U r loved when you are born. You will be loved
when you die. In between u have to manage...!
Naughty sms: A romantic moment Sahil par naujawan joda udaas baitha tha,
A romantic moment
Sahil par naujawan joda udaas baitha tha,
Ladke ne Ladki ko kaha kya bat hai udaas Q ho?
Ladki khamosh rahi.
Ladke se bardasht na hua or kaha koi waja to btao
Ladki door kinaarey par dekhne Lagi or Khamosh rahi
Ladka bola mujh se apna dukh Q chupa rhi ho?
Ladki ne apni palken jhukai or Us ki ankho se Ansu
nikal gaye.
Ladka tadap utha or bola ab bta do nhi to mai
jaan de dunga
Ladki ne bheegi palkon k saath Rait Par Likha
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"Paad Maar rahi thi
POTi Nikal Gai.. :)
Sahil par naujawan joda udaas baitha tha,
Ladke ne Ladki ko kaha kya bat hai udaas Q ho?
Ladki khamosh rahi.
Ladke se bardasht na hua or kaha koi waja to btao
Ladki door kinaarey par dekhne Lagi or Khamosh rahi
Ladka bola mujh se apna dukh Q chupa rhi ho?
Ladki ne apni palken jhukai or Us ki ankho se Ansu
nikal gaye.
Ladka tadap utha or bola ab bta do nhi to mai
jaan de dunga
Ladki ne bheegi palkon k saath Rait Par Likha
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"Paad Maar rahi thi
POTi Nikal Gai.. :)
Husband wife sms: Husband: "Hi Honey, I was driving to Susan's place along the coast road
Husband: "Hi Honey, I was driving to Susan's place along the coast road and had a sudden puncture. The car skidded and rolled over. Only a small tree kept me from sliding over a cliff and falling 500 feet. I managed to crawl out of the car only one second before the tree snapped and the car fell over the cliff. I am now in hospital with a broken arm, several broken ribs, a shattered kneecap and severe concussion."
Wife: "Who is Susan?"
Wife: "Who is Susan?"
Height of JOB satisfaction
Height of JOB satisfaction
A boy was appointed as a
Receptionist in a Girls hostel.
After 2 months the owner called
the boy and said,
Why haven't you come to collect
your salary? . . . . . . .
Boy: oh my god! SALARY bhi hai!!! ๐
A boy was appointed as a
Receptionist in a Girls hostel.
After 2 months the owner called
the boy and said,
Why haven't you come to collect
your salary? . . . . . . .
Boy: oh my god! SALARY bhi hai!!! ๐
maine poocha chand se ki dekha hai kahin, mere yaar sa ha
๐maine poocha chand se ki dekha hai kahin, mere yaar sa haseen!!
๐Chand ne kaha-
Dekho..,
pehli baat to yeh ki mein tere baap ka naukar nahi hu.๐
Dusri baat yeh ki itni upar se Kuch dikhai nahi deta..๐
Aur teesri baat yeh ki yeh nautanki tum log zameen tak hi rakho,
mere ko isme involve mat karo ๐
๐๐๐
♣♠♣♠♣♠♣♠
♠♣♠♣♠♣♠♣
๐Chand ne kaha-
Dekho..,
pehli baat to yeh ki mein tere baap ka naukar nahi hu.๐
Dusri baat yeh ki itni upar se Kuch dikhai nahi deta..๐
Aur teesri baat yeh ki yeh nautanki tum log zameen tak hi rakho,
mere ko isme involve mat karo ๐
๐๐๐
♣♠♣♠♣♠♣♠
♠♣♠♣♠♣♠♣
Husband wife sms: Husband.Jaan socha call kr lun, tum miss to kr rai hogi? Wife: Or subah jo larai
Husband.Jaan socha call kr lun, tum miss to kr rai hogi?
Wife: Or subah jo larai hui thi wo kya tha?
..
..
..
..
Husband:
Oh fittay mun, ghar da number mil gya! ๐
๐ Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
I found a Leaflet in my newspaper this morning which read, 'ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC? CALL NOW. WE CAN HELP!!!'
I Called up. It Was A Liquor Shop Offer : 'Buy 3 & Get 1 Free'...
๐๐๐๐๐๐
Wife: Or subah jo larai hui thi wo kya tha?
..
..
..
..
Husband:
Oh fittay mun, ghar da number mil gya! ๐
๐ Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
I found a Leaflet in my newspaper this morning which read, 'ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC? CALL NOW. WE CAN HELP!!!'
I Called up. It Was A Liquor Shop Offer : 'Buy 3 & Get 1 Free'...
๐๐๐๐๐๐
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