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Thursday, September 26, 2013

Political humor: Agricultural Minister doesn't know what went wrong with Onions !!

Agricultural Minister doesn't know what went wrong with Onions !!

Defence Minister doesn't know what went wrong in
submarines !!

External Affair
Minister doesn't know what went wrong with Pakistan and CHINA !!

Home Minister doesn't know what went wrong at Bodhgaya and Hyderabad !!

Finance Minister
doesn't know what went wrong with Rupee !!

Coal Minister doesn't know who robbed the files from
the ministry!!

Prime Minister
doesn't know what went wrong with all of above !!

And then you
see full page ads in the name of Rajiv Gandhi / Indira Gandhi / Jawaharlal Nehru in all major papers using our well earned money saying

HO RAHA BHARAT
NIRMAN.... !!!

I am sure some of the meaning might not known ! Do you !

I am sure some of the meaning might not known ! Do you !

🔗News =
North East West South.
🔗Chess =
Chariot, Horse, Elephant, Soldiers.
🔗Cold =
Chronic Obstructive Lung Disease.
🔗Joke =
Joy of Kids Entertainment.
🔗Aim =
Ambition in Mind.
🔗Date =
Day and Time Evolution.
🔗Eat =
Energy and Taste.
🔗Tea =
Taste and Energy Admitted.
🔗Pen =
Power Enriched in Nib.
🔗Smile =
Sweet Memories in Lips Expression.
🔗Bye =
Be with you Everytime.

share these meanings as majority of us don't know these. 😃

Political humor: किसी को खुदा की खुदाई मार गई

किसी को खुदा की खुदाई मार गई ,

किसी को यार की जुदाई मार गई ।

मनमोहन बुरा आदमी नही था यारो,

उसे तो राजीव गाँधी की लुगाई मार गई ।।

Political humor: The Haircut......

The Haircut......

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.
After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.

The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'Thank You' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.'

The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'Thank You' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a politician came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.

The politician was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up,
there were a dozen politicians lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

REMEMBER: POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS SHOULD BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON.

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Sharabi sms: Ever Heard about

Ever Heard about the device that converts
thoughts into speech...????
.
.
It''s called Alcohol..😜

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Husband wife sms: husband wife series :d

💙 WHO'S GUILTY !
Husband and wife are 💙 WHO'S GUILTY !
Husband and wife are sleeping..
Wife dreaming... and she suddenly shouts "Quick, my husband is back"... Husband gets up in lightning speed & jumps out of the window.

💙 Total Disaster !
Two friends were walking but suddenly they stopped.
1St : Oh my god !! my girl friend & my wife r coming together...!!!
2nd : Damn Mine too...!!

💙 Banner In Front Of a corporate office:
"Drive Slowly, Don't Kill The Employees. Leave Them To Us.. We Do It In A Legal Way
Regards,
HR

💙 Sardar sir k sath sath kandho par bhi
shampu laga rha tha.
Wife - kandho pe shampu kyo laga rahe ho?
Sardar - Pagli ye koi aam shampu nahi hai
ye Head.. &.. Shoulder hai..

💙 Wife- U luv me. Hubby- Of course i do. Wife- Toh aap meri parvah kyun nahi karte. Hubby- Pagli pyaar karne wale kissi ki parvah nahi karte

💙 Santa ki tapasya se khush ho kar Bhagwan bole-
'VAR MANGO VATS'.
Santa Prabhu !! Jaisa aap soch rahe ho me waisa nahi hu...
'MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE'

💙 Husband & Wife dono market gaye to Ek Ladki ne HELLO kiya..
Wife:"kaun thi wo ??
Husband:"Tum plz dimag kharab mat karo,.. . abhi usko bhi batana hai ki tum kaun ho..!!

Husband wife sms: The Guy's Rules:

The Guy's Rules:
(We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side). These are just rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Men ARE not mind readers

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmailing

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your saheli are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 5 Days..

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted in two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one .

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible , Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see only 7 colors.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, cars, bikes or games

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. U r in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really dont mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh😝😉