Husband wife sms: husband wife series :d

💙 WHO'S GUILTY !
Husband and wife are 💙 WHO'S GUILTY !
Husband and wife are sleeping..
Wife dreaming... and she suddenly shouts "Quick, my husband is back"... Husband gets up in lightning speed & jumps out of the window.


💙 Total Disaster !
Two friends were walking but suddenly they stopped.
1St : Oh my god !! my girl friend & my wife r coming together...!!!
2nd : Damn Mine too...!!


💙 Banner In Front Of a corporate office:
"Drive Slowly, Don't Kill The Employees. Leave Them To Us.. We Do It In A Legal Way
Regards,
HR

💙 Sardar sir k sath sath kandho par bhi
shampu laga rha tha.
Wife - kandho pe shampu kyo laga rahe ho?
Sardar - Pagli ye koi aam shampu nahi hai
ye Head.. &.. Shoulder hai..

💙 Wife- U luv me. Hubby- Of course i do. Wife- Toh aap meri parvah kyun nahi karte. Hubby- Pagli pyaar karne wale kissi ki parvah nahi karte

💙 Santa ki tapasya se khush ho kar Bhagwan bole-
'VAR MANGO VATS'.
Santa Prabhu !! Jaisa aap soch rahe ho me waisa nahi hu...
'MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE'

💙 Husband & Wife dono market gaye to Ek Ladki ne HELLO kiya..
Wife:"kaun thi wo ??
Husband:"Tum plz dimag kharab mat karo,.. . abhi usko bhi batana hai ki tum kaun ho..!!