Santa banta sms: Sir : Define energy ??

Sir : Define energy ?? Santa : Sir pura nai aata ... thoda sa last ka pata hai .... Sir : theek hai jitna aata hai ... utna bolo ... Santa : ".... and that is called Energy "😝

School sms: School k piche nadi me Principal Doob

School k piche nadi me Principal Doob Raha Tha...
''Pappu''Ne Dekha Or zor zor Se Chillate Hue bhaaga..


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kal chhutti hai..
kal chhutti hai..😜😜😜

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Informative sms: उपयोगी जानकारी......कृपया सभी भारतीयों तक पहुंचा दें।

. उपयोगी जानकारी......कृपया सभी भारतीयों तक पहुंचा दें।

1. यदि आप भारत में कहीं भी बच्चों को भीख मांगते देखते हैं, तो कृपया संपर्क करें:
"RED SOCIETY"
9940217816 पर .
ये उन बच्चों की पढाई में मदद करेंगे।

2. यदि आप को रक्त की जरूरत है तो इस वेबसाइट पर जाएँ , आपको रक्तदाताओं का पता मिल जाएगा.
www.friendstosupport.org

3. हैंडिकैप्ड / शारीरिक रूप से विकलांग बच्चों के लिए नि: शुल्क शिक्षा और नि: शुल्क छात्रावास
संपर्क: - 9842062501 और 9894067506.

4. अगर किसी को आग दुर्घटना या उनके कान में समस्याओं के साथ पैदा हुए लोगों की, नाक और मुंहमुफ्त प्लास्टिक सर्जरी
Kodaikanal PASAM अस्पताल द्वारा किया जाता हैं.
सब कुछ मुफ्त है. संपर्क: 045420-240668,245732

"Helping Hands are Better than Praying Lips"


5. यदि आपको ड्राइविंग लाइसेंस की तरह किसी भी महत्वपूर्ण दस्तावेज जैसे राशन कार्ड, पासपोर्ट, बैंक पास बुक, आदि, कहीं सडक पर पड़े मिले तो डाक बक्से में डाल दें . भारतीय पोस्ट द्वारा उसके मालिक के पास पहुंचा दिया जाएगा.


6. बच्चों (0-10 वर्ष) के लिए मुफ्त हार्ट सर्जरी Sri Valli Baba Institute Banglore बंगलोर .
संपर्क करें: 9916737471


7. रक्त कैंसर के लिए चिकित्सा!

'Imitinef Mercilet' एक दवा है जो रक्त कैंसर के इलाज के लिए है "Adyar Cancer Institute in Chennai" में यह दावा मुफ्त उपलब्ध हैं.
Create Awareness. It might help someone.

"Adyar Cancer Institute in Chennai"
श्रेणी: कैंसर
पता: East Canal Bank Road , Gandhi Nagar , Adyar
Chennai -600020
Landmark: Near Michael School
Phone: 044-24910754 044-24910754 , 044-24911526 044-24911526 , 044-22350241 044-22350241
कृपया इस संदेश को प्रसारित करने में मदद करें🙏
apka ek msg kisi ki jindgi baccha sakta h watts up pe jo karna hai wo karo lekin ye msg jyada se jyada fwd karna 🙏🙏

Office office sms

80% of employees in corporate world are suffering from AIDS.
Cant believe ...?
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AIDS: Appraisal & Increment Deficiency Syndrome..!😝

Husband wife sms: Wife : Agar meri shadi kisi "

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Wife : Agar meri shadi kisi " Rakshas" se bhi ho jati to mai itni Pareshan nhi hoti jitni tumare sath hu

Awesome reply :

Husband : par Blood Relation me shadiya kaha hoti hai.. !!

Gandhi jayenti sms

🎉Happy b'day to Gandhiji. I pray he keeps coming in my wallet and in ur wallet too.😊👍

Husband wife sms: Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today.

Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today.

Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??

Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..

Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??

Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero. 😜😂

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Ek aadmi ne conductor se pucha: Aap kitne ghante bus me rehte ho?

Conductor: 24 hours.

Aadmi: Wo kaise?

Conductor: 8 ghante city bus me, Baaki 16 ghante biwi ke "BASME".! 😈😆😳

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Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home??

👴Boss: I am a lion at home 🏡 too, But Goddess Durga sits on the lion there!😁😲😖

Jaldi forward karo..Ye market me naya hai..😜😝😛😉👌

Funny sms: Customer to clerk: agar main aaj chq deposit karta hoon, toh kitne

Customer to clerk: agar main aaj chq deposit karta hoon, toh kitne din mein clear hoga?
Clerk: sir 3 din toh lagenge
Customer: dono bank aamne saamne hee hai. Phir itne din kyun lagenge?
Clerk: sir PROCEDURE to FOLLOW karna padta hai ....... Socho agar aap Shamshaan ke bahar mar jaate hai toh pehle aapko ghar leke jayenge ya wahin jala denge?
The Customer faints ........!!! 😃

Husband wife sms: A couple was having dinner at

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A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.

Was the necklace FAKE? - No

That was the deal :)😜

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A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."

Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.

Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook!!

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Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt :

"Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed..."😜
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👲Bhakt: Swami ji,
aisi Patni ko kya kahte h
jo Gori ho, Lambi ho, sundar ho, Inteligent ho, Pati ko samjhe, Or kabhi jhagda n kare?

👳Swami: Man ka Vaham kahte hain Beta, Man ka Vaham.!!!!!

Office office:Extract from Gita:

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Extract from Gita:
Hey Parth,
| Tum pichli late promotion ka
paschatap mat karo |
|| Tum Agli Promotion ki
chinta mat karo ||
| Bus apni current posting se
he prassan raho |
|| Tum Jab nahin the
tab bhi ye office chal raha tha ||
| Tum jab nahin hoge,
tab bhi ye chalta rehega |
|| Jo computer aaj tumhara hai,
Kal kisi or ka tha ||
| Parso kisi or ka hoga. Tum ise
apna samaj kar magan ho rahe ho |
|| Yahi tumhare samast
dukho ka karan hai. ||
|Apraisal incentive,ACR, promotion, increment ye shabad apne man se nikal do |
|| phir tum is office ke ho
Aur ye office tumhara hai ||😂