Husband wife sms: Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today.

Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today.

Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??

Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..

Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??

Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero. 😜😂

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Ek aadmi ne conductor se pucha: Aap kitne ghante bus me rehte ho?

Conductor: 24 hours.

Aadmi: Wo kaise?

Conductor: 8 ghante city bus me, Baaki 16 ghante biwi ke "BASME".! 😈😆😳

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Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home??

👴Boss: I am a lion at home 🏡 too, But Goddess Durga sits on the lion there!😁😲😖

Jaldi forward karo..Ye market me naya hai..😜😝😛😉👌