Informative sms: Someone has written these beautiful LINES. Read and try to understand

Someone has written these beautiful LINES. Read and try to understand the deeper meaning of them.

🌸1. Prayer is not a "spare wheel" that you pull out when in trouble, but it is a "steering wheel" that directs the right path throughout life.

🌸2. Why is a car's windshield so large & the rear view mirror so small? Because our PAST is not as important as our FUTURE. So, look ahead and move on.

🌸 3. Friendship is like a BOOK. It takes a few seconds to burn, but it takes years to write.

🌸 4. All things in life are temporary. If they are going well, enjoy them, they will not last forever. If they are going wrong, don't worry, they can't last long either.

🌸 5. Old friends are gold! New friends are diamond! If you get a diamond, don't forget the gold! To hold a diamond, you always need a base of gold!

🌸 6. Often when we lose hope and think this is the end, God smiles from above and says, "Relax, sweetheart; it's just a bend, not the end!"

🌸 7. When God solves your problems, you have faith in HIS abilities; when God doesn't solve your problems, He has faith in YOUR abilities.


🌸8. A blind person asked God: "Can there be anything worse than losing eye sight?" He replied: "Yes, losing your vision!"

🌸9. When you pray for others, God listens to you and blesses them, and sometimes, when you are safe and happy, remember that someone has prayed for you.

🌸 10. Worrying does not take away tomorrow's troubles; it takes away today's PEACE.

If you enjoyed this, please copy it and pass it to others. It may brighten someone else's day, too.

Have a Nice & Beautiful day

Political humor: The greatest joke of the millennium

The greatest joke of the millennium:

Teacher -"Where is the CAPITAL of INDIA ?"
Student -"In Swiss Banks

Office office :In an appraisal discussion..

In an appraisal discussion...

Manager: this is your revised salary, keep it confidential.

Employee: Don't worry, I am equally ashamed Of it.

Funny mallu: Mallu 👳: My dinner treat! Com

Mallu 👳: My dinner treat! Come to Bobby Ganeshan

Girl Friend👩: Come to wat?

Mallu: Bobby Ganeshan yaar

GFriend: I don't know this place. I'll come to ur house & u take me there.

Mallu: U don't know Bobby Ganeshan? I'll take you there

Friend and Mallu both reach Bobby Ganeshan

Girl Friend daamn you idiot! !! It's pronounced as "Barbeque Nation!"
Lol...lol...😂😂

Husband wife sms: Santa: Dekh teri biwi ko saap kaat raha hai!

🐍.... The killer one

Santa: Dekh teri biwi ko saap kaat raha hai!

Banta: Abey wo kaat nahi raha...uska 'Zeher' khatam ho gaya hai to wo RECHARGE Karwane aaya hai !

Husband wife sms: Kabhi Bahut Dukhi ho to

😥Kabhi Bahut Dukhi ho to
apni shaadi ka video
ulta chala k dekhna.
Maza aa jayega

Aapki Biwi
Aapke gale se haar utaaregi.
Car me baithegi
Aur
Mayke Laut jayegi💥😜

Long sms: WELCOME TO AADHAAR CARD

WELCOME TO AADHAAR CARD.A Scene in 2020...Operator:Hello Pizza Hut!Customer: Hello, can you please take my order?Operator : Can I have your multi purpose Aadhar card number first, Sir?Customer: Yeah!Hold on.....My number is 889861356102049998-45-54610Operator : OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu.Your home number is40942366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is0142662566. You are calling from you home number now.Customer: (Astonished) How did you get all my phone numbers?Operator : We are connected to the system, Sir.Customer: I wish to order your Seafood Pizza...Operator : That's not a good idea Sir.Customer: How come?Operator : According to your medical records, you have high blood pressureand even higher cholesterol level, sir.Customer: What?... What do you recommend then?Operator : Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it.Customer: How do you know for sure?Operator : You borrowed a book titled 'Popular Hokkien Dishes' from theNational Library last week, sir.Customer: OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then.Operator : That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total isRs. 2,450.Customer: Can I pay by credit card?Operator : I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card isover the limit and you owe your bank Rs. 1,51,758 since October last year.That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.Customer: I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw somecash before your guy arrives.Operator : You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've exhausted even youroverdraft limit.Customer: Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. Howlong is it gonna take anyway?Operator : About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always comeand collect it on your motorcycle.Customer: What?Operator : According to the details in the system , you own a motorcycleregistration number 1123.Customer: "????" (hmmm.. these guys know my motorcyle number too!)Operator : Is there anything else, sir?Customer: Nothing.! .. by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 freebottles of cola as advertised?Operator : We normally would sir, but based on your records, you're alsodiabetic... In the best interest of your health, we are holding this offerfor you.Customer: ***%&$%%### You $##$%%@!)))Operator: Better mind your language sir. Remember on 15th July 2007 youwere imprisoned for 2 months and fined Rs.5,000 for using abusive languageagainst a policeman...?Customer faints.......

Ad fun : Girl : dad I m in love with a boy who is far away from me..

Girl : dad I m in love with a boy who is far away from me..
I m in India and he lives in UK..
We met on matrimonial website,,
Became friends on FB,,
Had long chats on Whatsapp,,
Proposed each other on Skype,,
N now 2 months of relationship through Viber,,
I need ur blessings and good wishes ''oh daddy'... !!!
Her dad said : Now get married on Twitter,, Have fun on Tango,,
Buy your kids from Ebay,,
Send them through Gmail,,
And if you are fed up with your husband... OLX " pe bech de "..!!!

Husband wife sms: Once a Man asked GOD

Once a Man asked GOD
"why Girls are sweet, and all wives are horrible and bitter, GOD responded "Because Girls are made by Me......Wives by You

Naughty sms: 4 friends meet 30 years after school.

4 friends meet 30 years after school.

One goes to the toilet while the other 3 start to talk about how successful their sons became.

No. 1 says his son studied economics, became a banker and is so rich he gave his best friend a ferrari.

No. 2 said his son became a pilot, started his own airline, became so rich he gave his best friend a jet.

No. 3 said his son became an engineer, started his own development company, became so rich he build his best friend a castle.

No 4. came back from toilet and asks what the buzz is about.

They told him they were talking about how successfull their sons became and ask him about his son.

He said his son is gay and is a Stripper at a Gay bar.

Other 3 said he must be very disappointed with his son for not becoming successful.

" O no !! " said the father, he is doing good.

" Last week was his birthday and he got a ferrari, a jet and a castle from 3 of his boyfriends..."

Lovely sms: एक बैँक लूट के दौरान लुटेरों के मुखिया ने बैँक मेँ मौजूद लोगोँ को चेतावनी देते हुए कहा

एक बैँक लूट के दौरान लुटेरों के मुखिया ने बैँक मेँ मौजूद लोगोँ को चेतावनी देते हुए कहा
"ये पैसा देश का है और जान आपकी अपनी
सब लोग लेट जाओ तूरंत .... क्विक"
सब लोग लेट गये !

इसे कहते हैँ - 'Mind Changing Concept'

एक महिला उत्तेजक मुद्रा मेँ लेटी थी
लुटेरों के मुखिया ने उससे कहा -
'ये लूट है रेप नहीँ तमीज से लेटो'
इसे कहते हैँ - 'Focusing'

लुटेरों का एक साथी जो कि MBA किये हुआ था,
उसने कहा कि पैसे गिन लेँ?
मुखिया ने कहा बेवकूफ वो टीवी पर देखना न्यूज में,

इसे कहते हैँ - 'Experience'

लुटेरे 20 लाख लेकर भाग गए. असिस्टेंट मैनेजर ने कहा - 'एफ आई आर' करें?
मैनेजर ने कहा - '10 लाख निकाल लो और जो हमने 50 लाख का
गबन किया वो भी लूट में जोड़ लो .... काश हर महीने डकैती हो'

इसे कहते हैँ - 'Opportunity'

टीवी पर न्यूज आई - "बैँक से 80 लाख लूटे"
लुटेरोँ ने कई बार गिने 20 लाख ही थे
उनको समझ में आ गया कि इतनी जोखिम के बाद उनको 20 लाख ही मिले,
जबकि साले मैनेजर ने 60 लाख यूं ही बना लिए

अब इसे कहते हैँ MANAGEMENT!