Ad fun : Girl : dad I m in love with a boy who is far away from me..

Girl : dad I m in love with a boy who is far away from me..
I m in India and he lives in UK..
We met on matrimonial website,,
Became friends on FB,,
Had long chats on Whatsapp,,
Proposed each other on Skype,,
N now 2 months of relationship through Viber,,
I need ur blessings and good wishes ''oh daddy'... !!!
Her dad said : Now get married on Twitter,, Have fun on Tango,,
Buy your kids from Ebay,,
Send them through Gmail,,
And if you are fed up with your husband... OLX " pe bech de "..!!!