🔴 A Lovely Logic for a beautiful Life
Never try to maintain relations in your life Just try to maintain life in your relations
🔴 Death asked Life :
Why does everyone love you and hate me.
Life replied :
Because I am a beautiful Lie and you are painful Truth
🔴 We are very good Lawyers for our mistakes; and very good Judges for others` mistakes
🔴 A fantastic sentence written on every Japanese bus stop.
Only buses will stop here – Not your time So Keep walking towards your goal
🔴 Negative Thinkers focus on Problems
Positive thinkers focus on Solutions
🔴 Never hold your head high with pride or ego.
Even the winner of a gold medal gets his/her medal only when he bows his head down
🔴 Define TODAY
This is an Opportunity to Do A work better than Yesterday
🔴 African Saying:
If you want to walk quick, walk alone
If you want to walk far, walk together
🔴 Confident Quote:
I have not failed.
My success is just postponed!
Tuesday, October 8, 2013
Husband wife sms: Husband's sms to wife:
Husband's sms to wife:
"Thanks for making my life wonderful & being a part of my life. You're great"
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Wife replied: "Laga liya chautha peg?".
"Thanks for making my life wonderful & being a part of my life. You're great"
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Wife replied: "Laga liya chautha peg?".
humor on idea ad: Breaking News: Ek Bacche Ne Idea
Breaking News: Ek Bacche Ne Idea Cellular Ki Advertisement Dekh Kar Apne Parents Ka Mobile Inter-change Kar Diya. Next Week They Got Divorced... ;). Now New Punch Line :- Idea Can Not Only Change Your Life It Also Help You To Change Your Wife
Husband wife sms: Wife-Aap Bahut Mote Ho Gaye H
Wife-Aap Bahut Mote Ho Gaye Ho.
Santa-Tum Bhi To Kitni Moti Ho Gai Ho.
Wife-Mein To Maa Banne Wali Hu.
Santa-Mein Bhi To Baap Banne Wala Hu!
😄😜😂keep smiling.
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What is similarity between the Indian Govt. And Pakistan Govt.....?
Answer-
Both don't care for INDIANS...!!! 😜😜😂
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Husband was throwing knives on wife's photo.
All were missing the target!
Suddenly he received a call from her "hi, what r u doing?"
His honest reply,
"MISSING u!" 😜😜😂
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India is running on trial and error........
Error was congress and now trial will be BJP 😝😜😂
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Its damn funny when a wife thinks she is punishing her husband by not talking to him for days. 😉🙊😃
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Businessman faces 2 type of Taxes:
At Office- LBT(Local Body Tax).
At Home- LBT(Local Baydi Traas)
😜😜😂😂😂
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SINDHI bhai opened Sweets shop & gave an advertisement...!
Helper required..
Qualification:- Must have diabetes! 😜😜😂😂✋✋✋
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Santa-Tum Bhi To Kitni Moti Ho Gai Ho.
Wife-Mein To Maa Banne Wali Hu.
Santa-Mein Bhi To Baap Banne Wala Hu!
😄😜😂keep smiling.
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What is similarity between the Indian Govt. And Pakistan Govt.....?
Answer-
Both don't care for INDIANS...!!! 😜😜😂
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Husband was throwing knives on wife's photo.
All were missing the target!
Suddenly he received a call from her "hi, what r u doing?"
His honest reply,
"MISSING u!" 😜😜😂
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India is running on trial and error........
Error was congress and now trial will be BJP 😝😜😂
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Its damn funny when a wife thinks she is punishing her husband by not talking to him for days. 😉🙊😃
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Businessman faces 2 type of Taxes:
At Office- LBT(Local Body Tax).
At Home- LBT(Local Baydi Traas)
😜😜😂😂😂
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SINDHI bhai opened Sweets shop & gave an advertisement...!
Helper required..
Qualification:- Must have diabetes! 😜😜😂😂✋✋✋
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Husband wife sms: Husband forgot to wish her on his Wife's birthday.
Very Touchy story:
"Husband forgot to wish her on his Wife's birthday. He came home late at night from the office .....
His wife shouted: How would u feel if u dont see me for next few days?
He couldnt believe his luck. He replied at once.'' Wowww.....That would be great..!''
Monday passed & he didn't see her.
Tuesday & wednesday passed too.
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On Thursday the swelling was better & he could see her from the corner of his left eye... 😂😂😂
"Husband forgot to wish her on his Wife's birthday. He came home late at night from the office .....
His wife shouted: How would u feel if u dont see me for next few days?
He couldnt believe his luck. He replied at once.'' Wowww.....That would be great..!''
Monday passed & he didn't see her.
Tuesday & wednesday passed too.
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On Thursday the swelling was better & he could see her from the corner of his left eye... 😂😂😂
Fuuny Whole life in one song :
Haha
Whole life in one song :
1 to 15 year :
Neno mein sapana
15 to 25 year :
Sapano main sajani
25 to 35 year :
Sajani pe dil aa gaya
35 to 45 year :
Kyu sajani pe dil aa gaya???
After 45 year :
Ta thaiya ta thaiya ho..!!😂😂😂😂
Whole life in one song :
1 to 15 year :
Neno mein sapana
15 to 25 year :
Sapano main sajani
25 to 35 year :
Sajani pe dil aa gaya
35 to 45 year :
Kyu sajani pe dil aa gaya???
After 45 year :
Ta thaiya ta thaiya ho..!!😂😂😂😂
Punjabi love letter:Love Letter from punjaban to husband...
Love Letter from punjaban to
husband...📨
O mere dil de chain,
tere piche kutte pain,🐺
Tu luteya mere dil da chain,💝
rabb kare tenu keede pain,
Tere nain bade nashile,👀
jive jhadu de tille,
Tu mere dil vich eddan vasea,
jive chikad vich kutta fasea,🐶
jane jigar jane tamana,
edhar aa terian lattan
bhanna.......
♥ I LOVE U ♥
husband...📨
O mere dil de chain,
tere piche kutte pain,🐺
Tu luteya mere dil da chain,💝
rabb kare tenu keede pain,
Tere nain bade nashile,👀
jive jhadu de tille,
Tu mere dil vich eddan vasea,
jive chikad vich kutta fasea,🐶
jane jigar jane tamana,
edhar aa terian lattan
bhanna.......
♥ I LOVE U ♥
Reply sms: guess the 10 songs given bellow:
💞 guess the 10 songs given bellow:
1⃣.😃😀✂🚗
2⃣.🌵❌✂☀🌙
3⃣.☀🌅🌙🔥
4⃣.👆🏨👍👉🚫
5⃣.👑👸❤1⃣👀1⃣💘
6⃣.🚶🚶🚶🐘
7⃣.👵👵⤴💃🎵g
8⃣.📕📖📗📖📘👀👉
9⃣.👞🇯🇵👖🇬🇧
🔟.🔫🙇🙇📢
Hint- 1st song - haste haste kat jaye raste
1⃣.😃😀✂🚗
2⃣.🌵❌✂☀🌙
3⃣.☀🌅🌙🔥
4⃣.👆🏨👍👉🚫
5⃣.👑👸❤1⃣👀1⃣💘
6⃣.🚶🚶🚶🐘
7⃣.👵👵⤴💃🎵g
8⃣.📕📖📗📖📘👀👉
9⃣.👞🇯🇵👖🇬🇧
🔟.🔫🙇🙇📢
Hint- 1st song - haste haste kat jaye raste
Sunday, October 6, 2013
Informative sms: SOMETHING YOU MIGHT HAVE NOT KNOWN And NEED
😴😀 SOMETHING YOU
MIGHT HAVE NOT
KNOWN And NEED
TO KNOW !!
🐜 Ants Problem:
Ants hate Cucumbers.
"KEEP the skin of
Cucumbers near the
Place where they are
or at Ant Hole.
🗻 To Get Pure & Clean
Ice :
"Boil Water first
before placing in the
Freezer"
🎆 To make the Mirror
Shine:
"Clean with Sprite"
💨 To remove Chewing
Gum from Clothes:
"Keep the Cloth in
the Freezer for One
Hour"
💭 To Whiten White
Clothes:
"Soak White Clothes
in hot water with a
Slice of Lemon for 10
Minutes"
🙇 To give a Shine to
your Hair:
"Add one Teaspoon
of Vinegar to Hair,
then wash Hair"
🍋 To get maximum
Juice out of Lemons:
"Soak Lemons in Hot
Water for One Hour,
and then juice them"
🍞 To avoid smell of
Cabbage while
cooking:
"Keep a piece of
Bread on the
Cabbage in the
Vessel while cooking"
😂 To avoid Tears while
cutting Onions 🍑:
"Chew Gum"
🍲 To boil Potatoes
quickly:
"Skin one Potato
from one side only
before boiling"
👕 To remove Ink from
Clothes:
"Put Toothpaste 🍥
on the Ink Spots
generously and let it
dry completely, then
wash"
🍠 To skin Sweet
Potatoes quickly :
"Soak in Cold Water
immediately after
boiling"
🐀 To get rid of Mice or
Rats:
"Sprinkle Black
Pepper in places
where you find Mice &
Rats. They will run
away"
🍸 Take Water Before
Bedtime..
"About 90% of Heart
Attacks occur Early in
the Morning & it can
be reduced if one
takes a Glass or two
of Water before going
to bed at Night"
💐 We Know Water is
important but never
knew about the
Special Times one
has to drink it.. !!
Did you ???
💦 Drinking Water at the
Right Time ⏰
Maximizes its
effectiveness on the
Human Body;
1⃣ 1 Glass of Water
after waking up -
🕕⛅ helps to
activate internal
organs..
2⃣ 1 Glass of Water
30 Minutes 🕧
before a Meal -
helps digestion..
3⃣ 1 Glass of Water
before taking a
Bath 🚿 - helps
lower your blood
pressure.
4⃣ 1 Glass of Water
before going to
Bed - 🕙 avoids
Stroke or Heart
Attack.
🃏 Chinese Proverb Says:
'When someone
shares something of
value with you and
you benefit from it,
You have a moral
obligation to share it
with others too.'
So..., DO your's !
I have done mine 😄
MIGHT HAVE NOT
KNOWN And NEED
TO KNOW !!
🐜 Ants Problem:
Ants hate Cucumbers.
"KEEP the skin of
Cucumbers near the
Place where they are
or at Ant Hole.
🗻 To Get Pure & Clean
Ice :
"Boil Water first
before placing in the
Freezer"
🎆 To make the Mirror
Shine:
"Clean with Sprite"
💨 To remove Chewing
Gum from Clothes:
"Keep the Cloth in
the Freezer for One
Hour"
💭 To Whiten White
Clothes:
"Soak White Clothes
in hot water with a
Slice of Lemon for 10
Minutes"
🙇 To give a Shine to
your Hair:
"Add one Teaspoon
of Vinegar to Hair,
then wash Hair"
🍋 To get maximum
Juice out of Lemons:
"Soak Lemons in Hot
Water for One Hour,
and then juice them"
🍞 To avoid smell of
Cabbage while
cooking:
"Keep a piece of
Bread on the
Cabbage in the
Vessel while cooking"
😂 To avoid Tears while
cutting Onions 🍑:
"Chew Gum"
🍲 To boil Potatoes
quickly:
"Skin one Potato
from one side only
before boiling"
👕 To remove Ink from
Clothes:
"Put Toothpaste 🍥
on the Ink Spots
generously and let it
dry completely, then
wash"
🍠 To skin Sweet
Potatoes quickly :
"Soak in Cold Water
immediately after
boiling"
🐀 To get rid of Mice or
Rats:
"Sprinkle Black
Pepper in places
where you find Mice &
Rats. They will run
away"
🍸 Take Water Before
Bedtime..
"About 90% of Heart
Attacks occur Early in
the Morning & it can
be reduced if one
takes a Glass or two
of Water before going
to bed at Night"
💐 We Know Water is
important but never
knew about the
Special Times one
has to drink it.. !!
Did you ???
💦 Drinking Water at the
Right Time ⏰
Maximizes its
effectiveness on the
Human Body;
1⃣ 1 Glass of Water
after waking up -
🕕⛅ helps to
activate internal
organs..
2⃣ 1 Glass of Water
30 Minutes 🕧
before a Meal -
helps digestion..
3⃣ 1 Glass of Water
before taking a
Bath 🚿 - helps
lower your blood
pressure.
4⃣ 1 Glass of Water
before going to
Bed - 🕙 avoids
Stroke or Heart
Attack.
🃏 Chinese Proverb Says:
'When someone
shares something of
value with you and
you benefit from it,
You have a moral
obligation to share it
with others too.'
So..., DO your's !
I have done mine 😄
Funny sms: These are actual profiles from shaadi.com,
U HAVE TO READ THIS LOL....
These are actual profiles from
shaadi.com, hilarious they are....
Disclaimer: I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail.. 😂😂
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I want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework.
(Can smbdy plz explain What
Homework???) 😳
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I want a boy with no drinks. If he
wants he can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast.
(by not wearing his jeans? What the
hell...! ) 😛
~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.
I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD.
THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY THEY ARE,
1. THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION
3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(I am loughing {laughing}) 😂😂
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom,
and he must think of the future life if
he is too like this he would be called the man of the lamp.
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants A
LAMP ? ?) 😁
~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
I love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok?
(the 'Ok-syndrome' K K) 😝
~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
I am pranati my family histoy my two
brother two sister and father & Mother.
sister completely married
(somebody please explain how to get married 'completely'?) 😄😄
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My name is farhanbegum, and i am
unmarried.
pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(Heights of desperation! ) 😰
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
i am kanandevi. i do own businas. one sistar. he was marred.
("1 sistar…he was marred". I'm dead…) 😵😲
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I am Kamala my colour is black, but
my heart is white. i like social service.
(Is she a Zebra..???) 😂
These are actual profiles from
shaadi.com, hilarious they are....
Disclaimer: I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail.. 😂😂
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework.
(Can smbdy plz explain What
Homework???) 😳
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I want a boy with no drinks. If he
wants he can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast.
(by not wearing his jeans? What the
hell...! ) 😛
~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.
I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD.
THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY THEY ARE,
1. THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION
3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(I am loughing {laughing}) 😂😂
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom,
and he must think of the future life if
he is too like this he would be called the man of the lamp.
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants A
LAMP ? ?) 😁
~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
I love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok?
(the 'Ok-syndrome' K K) 😝
~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
I am pranati my family histoy my two
brother two sister and father & Mother.
sister completely married
(somebody please explain how to get married 'completely'?) 😄😄
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
My name is farhanbegum, and i am
unmarried.
pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(Heights of desperation! ) 😰
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
i am kanandevi. i do own businas. one sistar. he was marred.
("1 sistar…he was marred". I'm dead…) 😵😲
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I am Kamala my colour is black, but
my heart is white. i like social service.
(Is she a Zebra..???) 😂
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