Husband wife sms: Wife-Aap Bahut Mote Ho Gaye H

Wife-Aap Bahut Mote Ho Gaye Ho.

Santa-Tum Bhi To Kitni Moti Ho Gai Ho.

Wife-Mein To Maa Banne Wali Hu.

Santa-Mein Bhi To Baap Banne Wala Hu!
😄😜😂keep smiling.
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What is similarity between the Indian Govt. And Pakistan Govt.....?

Answer-
Both don't care for INDIANS...!!! 😜😜😂
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Husband was throwing knives on wife's photo.

All were missing the target!

Suddenly he received a call from her "hi, what r u doing?"

His honest reply,

"MISSING u!" 😜😜😂
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India is running on trial and error........

Error was congress and now trial will be BJP 😝😜😂
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Its damn funny when a wife thinks she is punishing her husband by not talking to him for days. 😉🙊😃
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Businessman faces 2 type of Taxes:

At Office- LBT(Local Body Tax).

At Home- LBT(Local Baydi Traas)
😜😜😂😂😂
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SINDHI bhai opened Sweets shop & gave an advertisement...!

Helper required..


Qualification:- Must have diabetes! 😜😜😂😂✋✋✋
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