Naughty sms: Sardar ki Biwi came naked in th

Sardar ki Biwi came naked in the drawing room to
serve Halwa to the guests.
Sardar screamed: Beshram Aurat, tu hosh me to
hai?
Wife: Woh jee Recipe book me aisa hi likha tha
na...
"Serve Hot without any dressing. Guests will enjoy."

Reply sms: IQ and ENGLISH PRONOUNCIATION TEST:

IQ and ENGLISH PRONOUNCIATION TEST:
7-Questions, 7 Marks Passing marks 5
Q1. Which alphabet is a question?
Q2. Which alphabet is an insect?
Q3. Which alphabet is a part of our body?
Q4. Which alphabet is a tool?
Q5. Which alphabet is a drink?
Q6. Which alphabet is a source of salt?
Q7. Which alphabet is a vegetable?
Come back with ur answers ...

Long sms: 🐢Tortoise and a Rabbit🐰 wrote an entrance

🐢Tortoise and a Rabbit🐰 wrote an entrance exam,📝 🐢Tortoise got 80%, 🐰Rabbit got 81%.

Both went 4 🏦admission to an engineering college,

Cut off needed was 85%.😱😨

😾Rabbit didn't get admission ,but the tortoise got admission.🙀

How?🙊

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😦U remember when we were in the 😥1st std the tortoise won a race.

😂Sports quota 5% marks extra :-😜😃😈



tortois rocks😎.....
U r shocked😌..

Jaldi send karo naya naya aaya hai...😉 😜

Husband wife sms: Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !!

Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !!
You are holding the phone since 20 mins.
&
haven't spoken a word..!!!
Man inside: I'm talking to my wife.


😜👍😜

Punjabi rulz: Jatt:-No if no but sirf Jatt

Jatt:-No if no but sirf Jatt
Baniya:-Na pudina na dhaniya sirf Baniya
Jain:-Na cycle na chain sirf Jain
Bihari:-Na susti na hoshiyari sirf Bihari
Hindu:-Na point na bindu sirf Hindu
Brahman:-Na aam na jaaman sirf brahman
Isai:-Na dudh na malai sirf Isai
Mulla:-Na Gas Na chulla Sirf Mulla
Angrej:-Na paisa na dahej sirf Angrej
Punjabi:-Na masala na gheo Punjabi sareyaan da "PEO". 😄😝😉

Quote on life sms: A Lovely Logic for a beautiful Life

🔴 A Lovely Logic for a beautiful Life
Never try to maintain relations in your life Just try to maintain life in your relations

🔴 Death asked Life :
Why does everyone love you and hate me.
Life replied :
Because I am a beautiful Lie and you are painful Truth

🔴 We are very good Lawyers for our mistakes; and very good Judges for others` mistakes

🔴 A fantastic sentence written on every Japanese bus stop.
Only buses will stop here – Not your time So Keep walking towards your goal

🔴 Negative Thinkers focus on Problems
Positive thinkers focus on Solutions

🔴 Never hold your head high with pride or ego.
Even the winner of a gold medal gets his/her medal only when he bows his head down

🔴 Define TODAY
This is an Opportunity to Do A work better than Yesterday

🔴 African Saying:
If you want to walk quick, walk alone
If you want to walk far, walk together

🔴 Confident Quote:
I have not failed.
My success is just postponed!

Husband wife sms: funny pic

Husband wife sms: Husband's sms to wife:

Husband's sms to wife:
"Thanks for making my life wonderful & being a part of my life. You're great"
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Wife replied: "Laga liya chautha peg?".

humor on idea ad: Breaking News: Ek Bacche Ne Idea

Breaking News: Ek Bacche Ne Idea Cellular Ki Advertisement Dekh Kar Apne Parents Ka Mobile Inter-change Kar Diya. Next Week They Got Divorced... ;). Now New Punch Line :- Idea Can Not Only Change Your Life It Also Help You To Change Your Wife

Husband wife sms: Wife-Aap Bahut Mote Ho Gaye H

Wife-Aap Bahut Mote Ho Gaye Ho.

Santa-Tum Bhi To Kitni Moti Ho Gai Ho.

Wife-Mein To Maa Banne Wali Hu.

Santa-Mein Bhi To Baap Banne Wala Hu!
😄😜😂keep smiling.
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What is similarity between the Indian Govt. And Pakistan Govt.....?

Answer-
Both don't care for INDIANS...!!! 😜😜😂
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Husband was throwing knives on wife's photo.

All were missing the target!

Suddenly he received a call from her "hi, what r u doing?"

His honest reply,

"MISSING u!" 😜😜😂
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India is running on trial and error........

Error was congress and now trial will be BJP 😝😜😂
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Its damn funny when a wife thinks she is punishing her husband by not talking to him for days. 😉🙊😃
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Businessman faces 2 type of Taxes:

At Office- LBT(Local Body Tax).

At Home- LBT(Local Baydi Traas)
😜😜😂😂😂
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SINDHI bhai opened Sweets shop & gave an advertisement...!

Helper required..


Qualification:- Must have diabetes! 😜😜😂😂✋✋✋
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Husband wife sms: Husband forgot to wish her on his Wife's birthday.

Very Touchy story:

"Husband forgot to wish her on his Wife's birthday. He came home late at night from the office .....

His wife shouted: How would u feel if u dont see me for next few days?

He couldnt believe his luck. He replied at once.'' Wowww.....That would be great..!''

Monday passed & he didn't see her.

Tuesday & wednesday passed too.
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On Thursday the swelling was better & he could see her from the corner of his left eye... 😂😂😂